Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2020 16:15:58 GMT -5
Harold: The war with ICW has officially picked up! ICW has had Jamo, Rom Youngblood and even Jay Impact invaded Titans 78 in response to Rumpke going over there and knocking out ICW's Christian Ryder and Floyd McCarver.
Harold: Both, ICW and SFT have superstars crossing over in matches. In ICW, we've currently got both Twilight and Louis Cypher representing us in a tag match against "ICW's World Champion", Darren Maddox and Jamo!
Harold: While ICW has Trisha Wolfe as well as The Enforcer coming to SFT with hopes of defending ICW's name against SFT veterans; Cassandra and Rumpke.
*Harold is interrupted by Rumpke:*
Rumpke: Yeah that's not going to happen; neither one of them stand a chance against Cassandra and myself!
Harold: Hey! You're not focused on getting fucked up this segment?! That's great!
*Suddenly we hear a chugging sound as Rumpke begins to drink from a fifth of Kentucky Cornshine.*
Harold: So much for that theory.
Harold: Our titles have not changed hands recently which is a good thing. Lets get to whose Hot and Whose Not.
Harold: Topping the hot list is Emerson who had a successful title defense last Titans. Next up is Rumpke who came back like a bat out of hell. Enforcer wont know what hit him and it's about time that my co-host finally done something!
*Rumpke burps and Harold looks at the drunk with disgust!*
Harold: Rumpke, we're live; Do you mind?
Rumpke: I don't mind, please continue.
*Rumpke grins from ear to ear while Harold sighs.*
Harold: And last but certainly not least is Reno Destiny with an impressive return last week!
Harold: Cold list has to go to Reaper who has been extremely quiet if he does not get on the ball Reno will run over him. Next cold duck goes to Jack Jones who really didn't do much to help Twilight last week in the tag match. That's the end of "Whose Hot and Who Isn't". It's time to get to the "Rumors"
Harold: There are plenty of rumors going around right now but with me being the owner at this time; I really can't tell you most of them for fear that they may be true! But I can tell you one or two. Radiant has indeed been considering a small return but in a very limited basis like one match every three months and he wants ridiculous money. The next rumor I've heard is that Erik Dean has been spotted near an SFT arena, could this be a coincidence? It might not be.
*Harold pauses for a moment while he reaches inside one of his desk drawers so he's able to pull out an opened bag of Hot Cheetos. Harold then resumes speaking.*
Harold: That's it for rumors this event. Next, we'll have Rumpke give us his predictions.
*The camera pans over too see that Rumpke has a head set on his head. The drunk is playing the "air drums" while he jams out to an unknown song. Harold's face turns red before he yells "RUMPKE!!!" The drunk one takes off the head set before asking.*
Rumpke: What'd I miss?
Harold: It's time for predictions!
Rumpke: Oh okay, off we go! Actually, one second..
*Rumpke takes a small drink from a fifth of his very own Kentucky Cornshine before continuing.*
Rumpke: Now I'm ready! The first match of Titans 79 will be a four corners match between Robert Saints, Jackson Kent, Jack Jones and Louis Cypher. Oh, before I continue; I'd like to say "welcome back" to Robert Saints! With that being said, I assume that "The Viper" will have some rust that he's got to shake off which makes me believe that his return will not see his hand raised up as the victor. Either way, I'm going to wish him the best of luck!
Rumpke: Jackson Kent has been on one heck of a slump for the past month and I sadly can't find it in myself to predict him the winner. Jack Jones had a rough match last week but this guy is very capable of bouncing back from a loss. With that being said, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Louis Cypher will find a way to get this victory.
Rumpke: The next match we've got on Titans 79 will be where we've got two divas fighting for their respected federations. Cassandra (SFT) will be taking on Trisha Wolfe (ICW). This match here is clearly a no brainer for me just as the main event will be. I've seen both of these women in action and while Trisha Wolfe is a capable wrestler. She won't be wrestling in this match. Cassandra will come out swinging fiercly! And you know what they say, every wrestler has a plan until they get punched in the mouth! Cassandra will easily win this match, go SFT!
Rumpke: Next up is a match between two former World Champions. Reaper has been working pretty hard the past few events but he's still trying to shake off some rust. Reno happens to be in the same boat but I'm going to say that Reno Destiny will continue his ascend through SFT's ranks.
Rumpke: The final match for Titans 79 will be a Hardcore title match where I'll be defending SFT's HC title against ICW's "Enforcer". Honestly, the outcome of this match will also be a no brainer. "The Enforcer" will win.
*Suddenly we hear a brief choking sound as the camera goes back to Harold who is now washing down some hot cheetos. Once he's finished, he looks at Rumpke before asking.*
Harold: What?
*Rumpke briefly chuckles before saying.*
Rumpke: Harold, I'm only kidding! This so called Enforcer, he'll soon understand that he won't ever want to step in a hardcore match with me again after I brutalize him in the most sadistic way. I'll win this one easily, Go SFT!! Take no prisoners!!!
Harold: That's all we've got for you all this week. Be sure to turn in for the next episode of News and Rumors! Good night and good luck to everyone!
*The camera cuts the feed.*
Harold: Both, ICW and SFT have superstars crossing over in matches. In ICW, we've currently got both Twilight and Louis Cypher representing us in a tag match against "ICW's World Champion", Darren Maddox and Jamo!
Harold: While ICW has Trisha Wolfe as well as The Enforcer coming to SFT with hopes of defending ICW's name against SFT veterans; Cassandra and Rumpke.
*Harold is interrupted by Rumpke:*
Rumpke: Yeah that's not going to happen; neither one of them stand a chance against Cassandra and myself!
Harold: Hey! You're not focused on getting fucked up this segment?! That's great!
*Suddenly we hear a chugging sound as Rumpke begins to drink from a fifth of Kentucky Cornshine.*
Harold: So much for that theory.
Harold: Our titles have not changed hands recently which is a good thing. Lets get to whose Hot and Whose Not.
Harold: Topping the hot list is Emerson who had a successful title defense last Titans. Next up is Rumpke who came back like a bat out of hell. Enforcer wont know what hit him and it's about time that my co-host finally done something!
*Rumpke burps and Harold looks at the drunk with disgust!*
Harold: Rumpke, we're live; Do you mind?
Rumpke: I don't mind, please continue.
*Rumpke grins from ear to ear while Harold sighs.*
Harold: And last but certainly not least is Reno Destiny with an impressive return last week!
Harold: Cold list has to go to Reaper who has been extremely quiet if he does not get on the ball Reno will run over him. Next cold duck goes to Jack Jones who really didn't do much to help Twilight last week in the tag match. That's the end of "Whose Hot and Who Isn't". It's time to get to the "Rumors"
Harold: There are plenty of rumors going around right now but with me being the owner at this time; I really can't tell you most of them for fear that they may be true! But I can tell you one or two. Radiant has indeed been considering a small return but in a very limited basis like one match every three months and he wants ridiculous money. The next rumor I've heard is that Erik Dean has been spotted near an SFT arena, could this be a coincidence? It might not be.
*Harold pauses for a moment while he reaches inside one of his desk drawers so he's able to pull out an opened bag of Hot Cheetos. Harold then resumes speaking.*
Harold: That's it for rumors this event. Next, we'll have Rumpke give us his predictions.
*The camera pans over too see that Rumpke has a head set on his head. The drunk is playing the "air drums" while he jams out to an unknown song. Harold's face turns red before he yells "RUMPKE!!!" The drunk one takes off the head set before asking.*
Rumpke: What'd I miss?
Harold: It's time for predictions!
Rumpke: Oh okay, off we go! Actually, one second..
*Rumpke takes a small drink from a fifth of his very own Kentucky Cornshine before continuing.*
Rumpke: Now I'm ready! The first match of Titans 79 will be a four corners match between Robert Saints, Jackson Kent, Jack Jones and Louis Cypher. Oh, before I continue; I'd like to say "welcome back" to Robert Saints! With that being said, I assume that "The Viper" will have some rust that he's got to shake off which makes me believe that his return will not see his hand raised up as the victor. Either way, I'm going to wish him the best of luck!
Rumpke: Jackson Kent has been on one heck of a slump for the past month and I sadly can't find it in myself to predict him the winner. Jack Jones had a rough match last week but this guy is very capable of bouncing back from a loss. With that being said, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Louis Cypher will find a way to get this victory.
Rumpke: The next match we've got on Titans 79 will be where we've got two divas fighting for their respected federations. Cassandra (SFT) will be taking on Trisha Wolfe (ICW). This match here is clearly a no brainer for me just as the main event will be. I've seen both of these women in action and while Trisha Wolfe is a capable wrestler. She won't be wrestling in this match. Cassandra will come out swinging fiercly! And you know what they say, every wrestler has a plan until they get punched in the mouth! Cassandra will easily win this match, go SFT!
Rumpke: Next up is a match between two former World Champions. Reaper has been working pretty hard the past few events but he's still trying to shake off some rust. Reno happens to be in the same boat but I'm going to say that Reno Destiny will continue his ascend through SFT's ranks.
Rumpke: The final match for Titans 79 will be a Hardcore title match where I'll be defending SFT's HC title against ICW's "Enforcer". Honestly, the outcome of this match will also be a no brainer. "The Enforcer" will win.
*Suddenly we hear a brief choking sound as the camera goes back to Harold who is now washing down some hot cheetos. Once he's finished, he looks at Rumpke before asking.*
Harold: What?
*Rumpke briefly chuckles before saying.*
Rumpke: Harold, I'm only kidding! This so called Enforcer, he'll soon understand that he won't ever want to step in a hardcore match with me again after I brutalize him in the most sadistic way. I'll win this one easily, Go SFT!! Take no prisoners!!!
Harold: That's all we've got for you all this week. Be sure to turn in for the next episode of News and Rumors! Good night and good luck to everyone!
*The camera cuts the feed.*
