Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2020 22:11:52 GMT -5
WARNING, "If you get offended easily and tend to squeal like a buttercup when your eyes see profanity or derogatory remarks; Then you shouldn't read any further than this point." (However; If you do read beyond this point and in turn get offended; Then don't blame me because I warned you and that makes your being offended; Completely your own damn fault!)
<--- My reaction when I seen Enforcer's pitiful promo!I'll admit, that at first; After seeing "The Enforcer's" promo or lack there of; There was a small part in the back of my mind that made me want to continue showing this idiot mercy, too the point where I actually considered not posting this promo; but if I was to allow this halfwit to continue on the way he is then I wouldn't be doing this poor individual a favor; Instead I'd be telling this blockhead that his blatantly disrespectful ways will go unpunished. In turn, this ignoramus would continue on with the same pathetic routine that mostly isn't even his. The only portion of this routine of "Enforcer" that is his; Will obviously be his laziness. That's it! It's about time for ICW's "Jackass" to be known for what he truly is!
*I'm going to pause for a moment.*
Anyways, now let me begin with saying that I was going to try to give you all a scenic description as well as poetic entry but for one thing; I'm not poetic so we can simply throw that out of the window. I'd like to do the scenic description for you because I get that we're all playing characters in our own ways. Yet, instead of providing fluff for this promo; I'm just going to be the same boring (To some) Rumpke and bring the heat because this is what I do! That's the way I'm programmed! Sure, sometimes it's nice to do something different and I've honestly had a good time with the blast from the past series but as far as I'm concerned; It's time to flip that fucking switch because I've been holding back on "The Jester" and this has been making me itch for going back to my natural style so much! I'm only just getting started on this promo and there's already a rush that's bursting through my body. The adrenaline is violently coursing through my body too the point where I'm ready to knock this SIMPLETON's head off!
It's time for me to do what you all know from me and that's skip all of this fancy filler where people in this business dance around with descriptions to build their characters. I'm going to begin laying down the law on this foolish "Enforcer"! After all, the main point of our objective is to go to war with words! That's something that some people seem to forget. Way too often do I see people cuddling their opponents by showing respect with little to no counter shot thrown and this absolutely makes me sick! Some individuals need to learn how to grow a fucking spine! And I'm not talking about when they just enter the ring against me even though "Rumpke" is one of, if not the most hated fighters around! These people, they should do this against everyone! Got me?
*At this point, I've decided to have a drink because I'm thirsty. There's some fucking filler for you!! " ..!.. ^_^ ..!.. " *
Right now, that's all of the direction that I'm going to give to cuttlefishes around the world! I'm now going to talk to the copycat who is a sad, pathetic man. One that wants to build off of what was once an original character before you ruined it with your shitty skills! You have been and will always be a clown while you ruin characters. There's nothing original about what you're doing and this makes you a person that's worthy to be pissed upon. Not only because you're not trying to be original but because you're also pissing on what could possibly be a real life legend. This means that your sorry ass can expect no respect from me and you'll get no mercy when you're in the ring with me! I'll make sure that the time you spend in the ring is one of the most miserably insulting moments that you've ever had in your entire career!
Which brings me to my opponent on Titans 79. He's a self proclaimed "legend" from ICW. This guy, he will enjoy the "THOUGHT", of having a chance at this SFT Hardcore Title! He'll entertain the "DREAM", of prying this title from my hands in the name of ICW but that's all they are; Thoughts and dreams. The reality of this situation is that I've systematically beat this poser into a casket and now; I'm going to start the process of nailing his coffin shut! I've got so many directions that I could go with this because the "Joker" that I'm going up against this Titans; He's a piece of work..
I'm going to push this "Nincompoop" to limits that he hasn't seen. I'll force him to do more that his typical one and done routine because everyone needs to work hard sometimes and this fool hasn't worked at all yet! This six foot, nine inches tall weakling that I'm up against will have to dig down and find; New fucking heights that his capability can reach before this man has even a minor chance of taking the SFT Hardcore title from me! If we were being honest with ourselves right now; We'd already realize that this "Joker" has absolutely no chance of winning this match! For one thing, he's lazy and that in itself tells me that this buffoon has no business stepping into the ring with me; Rumpke, who is an old school veteran from SFT! Hell son, you shouldn't feel bad about the fact that I've decided to whip your ass all around the arena; Because frankly speaking, I'm simply a handful to most but your dumb ass should at least do yourself a favor; And take notes from me on how to be a CHAMPION!
The truth is that I can't believe that this "Joker" calls himself "The Enforcer" and I'm honestly amazed that he has so much self respect considering the fact that he's mostly ripping off the Undertaker but also for the fact that I've "poked" at him a few times already and this lurch has trouble standing up for himself. It's like I'm taking candy from a baby all over again! Seriously though, I'm laughing at this piece of trash!
Hey fool, how did it feel when you knew that all of those fans in attendance at ICW's Friday night Thunder were coerced to chant for you? Did it make you feel great? Shit.. What a sorry piece of crap you are man. This fucking clown irritates the savage side right out of me and while I've been holding it back for awhile now. I wasn't going to hold it back this time! All of the stuff that I'm "addressing" you fucking idiot is my fault but if you decided to read below the warning then the truth of this matter is that it's your problem for not respecting the warning that I gave you! Hence, your decision isn't my fault!
* LMFAO at this imbecile!!!! *
Damn, there's a brief moment of laughter at my current opponent; The ICW self proclaimed "legend" who calls himself "The Enforcer". I shouldn't laugh, honestly it's wrong of me to do so but I'm too the point where my sympathy and respect for this fucking clown's feelings has gone out of the window! This pretender, he doesn't deserve any pity! He's hiding behind a mask and that's one of the main things that I'll use in order to pull the rug out from underneath his feet; When this pitiful piece of trash actually believes that he's capable of A.) representing his federation well on SFT soil and B.) Thinks that he's going to take this title from me. I'm going to tell you right now that your comment about "No accomplishments in SFT "YET"" will have to wait for another opportunity; If you're even able to recover from this huge embarrassment that you've got happening to you right now. You're not going to out slug me and it's better off that you don't even try because I'm still holding back. This neutered parrot has only seen the top of the iceberg and if he wants to; We'll progress from here. The question is this. Is this guy an idiot like I believe he is?
Most of the time, I have refrained from calling you by the name that you believe to be worthy of yourself because you're simply not what you say you are and I know it! If you were, you'd of stopped copying the Undertaker and came at me like a man but you lack the balls too do so. Heck you haven't even been capable of coming at me period, yet alone while butchering the Undertaker's character. You're a jester and an absolutely fucking worthless individual! One who shouldn't of even tried representing ICW against me because you have no heart yet alone no hope of defending them well. Heck man, I'm seriously doubting that you, A.) have a brain and b.) possess the capability of being able to take on real talent from a prestigious federation like SFT! It's my belief that you were better off acting like a scared little girl just as ICW's "World Champion" has done by staying in his safe space. I think you should of followed your leader's example and simply stayed in the shallows where you wouldn't have to worry about the sharks circling around you but your dumb ass couldn't help yourself when it came to believing that this would be a match! And that was the beginning to your reality check! After all, I'm not one of you clowns that can't work hard! I'm a fucking zealot, one that will wear you down while leaving you hopeless before I begin finishing the job!
Hey Undertaker... Oh shit, I meant Joker! You need to prepare yourself for recovery from this humiliation that you're currently receiving; One that has been cruel and vulgar. From this point and on, you've got two choices. You can either, keep ripping the Undertaker off while butchering "HIS" character like you have been or you can start turning over a new leaf to become your own man. How I proceed from this point will depend on you. Either way, it's not going to be good but one way will yield slightly better results than the other! It's your choice "Deadman". LOL!!!
Okay..Its time for me to go do something productive instead of continuing to beat on this dunce. So I think I'll go drink and smoke something good! See ya later Chump!
