Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2020 1:52:49 GMT -5
*The scene opens up too see an opened paper map of what says "Detroit, Michigan'. Seconds later a scarred hand is seen letting go of the map which falls down too reveal Rumpke; Sitting on a bed with white sheets, he snatches up an opened bottle of Kentucky Cornshine that has half of it's contents remaining before raising the bottle up to his lips. Bubbles constantly rise up too the top of the bottle as the amber liquid quickly flows into his mouth. It only takes a few moments for the rest of the contents also disappear before our eyes. Rumpke then lowers the bottle and tosses it into a small trash can; The sound of glass hitting glass can be heard a second before the bottle cracks. Rumpke looks a little different than usual. His eye's are bloodshot, and he seems too be swaying less as "The Drunk One" reveals a smile to the camera.*
Early this morning, after I got off of the plane at Indianapolis, Indiana. I had the opportunity too see "Big Kent's" adorable performance for his Titans 75 segment. Seeing that work of trash, made it hard for me too stop laughing all of the way too my hotel. I couldn't stop until a few hours after I laid my head down and went too sleep. After an hour or too of complete darkness; I remembered laughing at your dumb ass in a dream! Hell son, I woke up with a smile on my face before chuckling a little more before I got in my 1996 Ford F-450 with a few cases of Kentucky Cornshine stocked inside the extended cab. Then the journey north east began. I got a little more than half way there when it was obvious that I've had enough to drink and should find somewhere to lay my head down for the night (Detroit, Michigan).
*Rumpke smiles at the camera, while reaching out to the table off to his side so he can latch onto another fifth bottle of Kentucky Cornshine. The drunk, he only holds onto the bottle while he smiles at the camera.*
That segment you had at Titans 75; It was cute Jackson; I laughed a lot at the thought that you were "thick" enough to think that I was scared of you! Then I seen your promo and exploded with far more laughter than I did before and I'll get into why that's funny when I'm ready but for now, you're just going to have to wait for it. Now, I'll tell you one thing, I appreciated you trying to act the part, I was thankful that you primarily tried shooting against me. That's the main reason why I gave you a thumbs up. The other was that you're trying to make a return so I felt like I'd try to encourage you a bit. Sadly, my thumbs up aren't always a good thing.. There are times when I do that too encourage people (Yep, I've already said that, sue me) and I do believe in a shooter's style (yep, that too; Go ahead and cry about me repeating stuff if you think that's going to get you anywhere with me, I welcome it; Heck, that'll be another thing that you could shoot on in future promos if you have another).
Other than that, you really didn't do anything special, as a matter of a fact; You were lackluster across the board! What, you were at dinner with your trainer? You were upset at me and acting like a baby by not touching your food. Like a scornful little kid that's been spoiled all of your life. It was fucking pathetic dude. I know that you look at yourself like you're the protagonist of this story where everything is going to go right for you. We all know that you act like this every time you open your mouth. You, Robert Saints (Heck, his whole fucking family) and Travis Deacon Hall all act like this. There's never a struggle that any of you have to overcome. It's always the same fucking thing. "I'm a bad ass, and I'll win; There's nothing you're going to do about stopping me." Each and every one of you are this shallow. Heck, each and every time, it never fails; I've got to educate one of you and while I'm doing so; I feel like I'm trying to lead a dunce too the next phase of how this works. Every time I've got to do this to nincompoops like you; I basically lead halfwit's to the slaughter house because they are idiots; None of them can pick up on what I'm trying to tell them because they are slow. Feel free to wearing out the, "Rumpke's stupid for going to the wrong city" all you want because That's all you've got, and in the end; That statement, won't get you any where. I'll still bend your over sized ass over my knee before putting red streaks across your posterior like you're a red headed step child! Not because I'm the protagonist here in this story (I'm actually the anti-hero) but for the fact that you're simply retarded dude. You're that easy to overcome Jackson Kent! For one thing dude, you're lazy.. You could have shot at me more than you did. We all already know that I'm a dumb drunk but you should've left that "scared" bit out of your promo though because right now, with this promo; I'm not only shutting that down but this "dumb drunk" is also making you look like a foolish little spoiled boy! (Rumpke pauses) Actually, you did that yourself, I just called you out on it. I'll be honest with you Jackson Kent, it wasn't hard; The truth is that you walked right into it. I gave you just enough rope for you to hang yourself and you've done this masterfully!
That shoot of yours was purely pitiful. I'd swear that you were in grade school and idolize John Cena based off what I've seen from you each and every time you decide to show up. Actually, I'm sorry, that's wrong. As bad as John Cena is, at least he always shows up well ahead of time which makes him better than you! After all, when you're scheduled, you pretty much show up at deadline almost every fucking time you have a match; If you show up at all! Now, I realize that you're slow, so I'll go ahead and spell this out for you man. People around here, they look down on shit like that and for good reason. You're practically telling all of us that you are too scared to post a promo when someone has a chance to respond to it and if I could be completely honest with you; I can see why you'd be afraid, because you absolutely suck at this! The fact that your manager supports this behavior (You acting like a bitch) tells me that you should fire her. She's not doing you any good by being a "yes woman"; You need someone that will back hand you across the face if you get fearful and lazy. I bet Cassandra would be a good manager for you!
*Rumpke pauses long enough to take a drink from his opened fifth of Kentucky Cornshine. He takes a quick swig from the bottle before starting in again. *
I second thought, you should scratch that idea. She might of actually "liked" your latest promo. I don't know her reason for the thumbs up, I only know that we all have our reasons but if she did "like" that promo then yeah; You shouldn't hire her either. Hey! I got it! Maybe Louis Cypher is available to manage you since he can't seem to do anything other than lose! Wait, before you judge him Jackson, at least he wouldn't be a "yes man". As sad as he is, I'd bet that he would tell you the facts... Shoot, there's that word again.. (Rumpke sighs) Never mind Jackson, Louis hates facts! Damn, a good manger is so hard to find around here for people like you that need one. Maybe Robert Saints will come back soon! That would be the answer for your woes at manager!
*Rumpke pauses again for another quick drink.*
Actually, no; He would be worse than Louis Cypher. Fuck it! I give up on trying to find a replacement manager for you. You're going to continue to suck.. There's very little hope for you, even after this match! I know that right now, I'm shooting on you coming out on deadline like you always have and you actually showed a week up early; Good for you! I tend to have this super power where people want to go out of their element to come at me. I must have this affect on people because nine times out of ten this situation right here where you're not deadlining people means one thing. You are rising up and this is just another day for me! I'm use to people doing more than they normally would. Heck, I can handle it just fine but how will you handle it if I really get to shooting on you? After all, I'm just toying around with you right now man. I've been lazy this whole time and sadly I'm about to do more with one promo than you could do in a whole month! What does that say about you man? I could break it down for you and explain it to you word for word but I think; I'll let you and everyone else read in between the lines...
This is the time when you should start huffing and puffing; Heck, maybe you could throw another chair around like you did during Titans 75, throw a temper tantrum like a spoiled brat again! It won't change the fact that I've left you sitting in my dust with this effort that I brought out. Heck, one of my paragraphs of shoot outweighs your whole fucking promo! See how easy that was? Do you know how I was able to do that? Let me tell you, drunk or not; I've got more brains than entitled punks like you. Not only that, but I put effort into my promos! You need to stop thinking that you're the greatest around here and that you'll will win with your pathetic promos, especially when you come up against a veteran like myself. Instead, you should start demonstrating the struggle that this match will be for you because you're going to have a hard time overcoming me even though I'm taking it easy and being lazy. We all know that I'm telling the truth that you will struggle against me and there's nothing to be ashamed of by admitting this Jackson. I am better than you, I can and will run circles around you even if I'm loafing around like I am right now. I've got a lot of experience in this business and have been around for a long time. Heck man, I have my struggles also, I'll talk about them when the time comes but right now isn't that time because you're not one of those challenges and until you grow up; You simply won't be a challenge at all for someone like me. When I heard that I was stepping into the ring with Jackson Kent, a 7 foot 1 inch tall man. I immediately knew that I was up against a jobber. It was obvious too me that this match wasn't going to be a title defense at all.. It was apparent that the match that I'll be going into soon will be a massacre because you don't bring a challenge at all and therefor; You couldn't possibly be a challenger. That's the main reason that I found your segment at Titans 75 and your promo for Titans 76 funny.
I'm sorry if this hurts but someone needs to be honest with you because no one has told you this; Probably because the people around here that grind hard for this place appreciate a break occasionally and you sir; Give them that break. Hell, you're giving me one right now even though I haven't had a match for a month. In the end, I'm just getting more time to relax but I would like to see more from you Jackson. I'd hate to see you keep on being a jobber around here. It's obvious that you'd like to be more than you based off of your "sad" shoot but I'm telling you right now that you're not going to progress unless you start putting more effort in your promos. You need to improve man, you have been here long enough that there's no excuse for you to keep coming around trying to deadline people with pitiful shoot and an adorable backstory with you and your trainer that isn't doing you any good! You've got to start working harder, bringing more depth to yourself (your character) so you can bring out more defining promos that actually builds your character up. All's your doing right now is staying stagnant. For now, you should forget about having this Hardcore Title because that's not going to happen! You've got to work on yourself first, get your identity and then win some matches in the kiddy pool. After that, then you can try again to come back out to the deep waters so you can try me again but for now; "This Drunken Reject" has "Rejected" you and that's how the end of this match will be.
For now, I'm simply done wasting my time on you tonight Jackson Kent because I've said everything that I wanted to say for the night and frankly; I've got better things to do. So, I'll say good night and piss off chump! As well as get better! Cheers!
*The scene fades out!*
