Silly little Cypher.

There Louis goes again, opening his mouth without thinking. He's really good at doing that after all Cypher has constantly been opening up that cock-holder of his with out having facts to back his feelings. This man doesn't like facts at all because they only tell a sad as well as pathetic story about his wrestling story which has became a tragedy. We've already covered part of it the past few promos. It's obvious that he doesn't like to acknowledge the reality surrounding his story and I can't blame him for that. His excuse for not acknowledge facts is that I say "Blah blah blah, bad words" and then say "blah blah blah" some more before I cuss. Apparently, Louis Cypher has sensitive ears; Or a magnified imagination of what really happens when I shoot a promo and I don't have to explain myself because my work; It speaks for itself you pathetic little boy who loves to be in denial..

Denial is on of the worst barriers that hinders an addicts ability to overcome his or her addiction. You sir, are clearly addicted to lying. You want to maintain this mirage that you're a person that does great things around here even too the point where you want to lecture me as if it's going to get you anywhere. For one thing Louis, I know what you are and aren't. The advice from a lying bitch in denial means absolutely nothing to me. You try to lecture me as if you're better than me but I'm far greater than you. I always have been! Even those times when you try to recite lyrics to others like they're your own. I know that I've done this a few times in the past. Here's the difference between yours and mine. I've always came up with my own lyrics for those segments. You can go copy and past them into google if you'd like to fact check! Try it, see if you find anything in google other than a link right back to these forums! That's right, those are my lyrics for people when I'm in the mood. You're simply copying and pasting from somewhere else while changing names! If you're going to do stuff like that Mrs. Cypher, you need to at least give credit to who deserves it instead of trying to pass it on like its yours. That's not creativity and doesn't mean that you have something to say. That's called plagiarism! See, this is more reasons for him to not want to listen to me because I can constantly call this fake out over and over! So naturally he wants to not acknowledge what I'm saying as if I'm just rambling on and on. I'm going to give you all an example and link it for you because Cypher's plagiarism is ALSO FACTS!

Here's the link (Ironically it was titled "Cypher's Song" L M A O!): Cypher's Song (Yes the white link works, click it!)and here are the lyrics that he altered for his mirage. It's from the song called "Mother" by "Pink Floyd". Not Louis Cypher.


Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb
Mother do you think they'll like the song
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls
Ooooh aah, Mother should I build a wall

Mother should I run for president
Mother should I trust the government
Mother will they put me in the firing line
Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time
Hush now baby, baby don't you cry

Mama's gonna make all of your
Nightmares come true
Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you
Mama's gonna keep you right here
Under her wingshe won't let you fly but she might let you sing
Mama will keep baby cosy and warm

Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe
Of course Mama's gonna help build the wall

These are Pink Floyd lyrics (Go fact check if you want!). The lyrics aren't mine (I'm simply using them to put this idiot in his place like I have been this ENTIRE TIME)! These lyrics aren't Louis Cypher's either (Like he claims) but naturally for a lying piece of shit, Cypher is hoping that you all don't know this. Damn facts are a bitch to Louis Cypher aren't they? Like I said, Mr. Louis Cypher doesn't like facts at all because he has constantly been on the losing side of facts that I bring! There's no buffer for his ass to smack the hard surface. It's "Wham!" that hurts, sucks to be Cypher's but I guess the moron should think about this shit before he opens his mouth without thinking!

The Stone Cold bit is cute because you're acting like I'm similar to him, why? Because I drink and kick ass like he does? Because I'm defiant to people who try to act like they are creative geniuses like you? Yeah, him and I have that in common but the truth is that Stone Cold would shoot a lot less than I did and have. Most of the time, he would come down, say a few words before "opening a can of whoop ass" on some poor wrestler. Hell, Stone Cold was a baby face Louis.. He would try to save people from evil heels like myself.. I can understand that you're hoping no one knows better just like you have with your "Creative Songs". The truth is that I'm going to call you out on all of the false shit that you want to spew around. Cypher, you poor idiot. Let me tell you something.. I'm a heel, I've been one for a long time now. Idiots like you, looked at Stone Cold like he was the heel because he would always spoil his boss's plans. Vince, he was the best heel of all time (Facts)! Can someone give Louis Cypher another cock to suck?! This idiot, his mouth won't shut up and it's only digging a deeper hole for him! He's already beyond recovery. Will someone please save this cocksucker!?

After all, this guy doesn't watch WWE, since it's a joke. So now that we've already established this hypocrites feelings about the product. Now, I want you all to note how he feels about the product before I tell you that Cypher thinks that he knows the characters. It's obvious that this guy doesn't have a clue and you probably don't either if you don't watch. I mean come on, Cypher thinks that the Rock is great? Shit, he's always been a weaker wrestler unless he took on someone who was willing to put him over.. Oh, wait.. I get it now! Cypher looks up to weak wrestlers. I'm sorry for being so slow, I should've already realized why he would talk so highly of B+ talent of the "Attitude Era"! And then he mentions John Cena like he was proving another point. LOL! The PG Era's darling wouldn't even a B- talent in the Attitude Era!

I don't even know why he wants to talk of WWE characters of the past or the present. It's not like any of them are coming to save Louis from the asskicking that he's going to get on Titans! Cypher you need to stop making yourself look bad. I know that you think you've got something to say but no one cares for what you have to say. Especially when you rarely come up with your own shoot. Fear not though Louis. After you recover from this beating that I'm giving you. You can move on from this and work your way to the Intercontinental bracket. Somewhere that a "C" talent superstar like yourself can thrive and be safe from me most of the time.

*Rumpke sighs*

Back to this topic once me. Apparently you (Cypher) don't know shit about WWE, otherwise you wouldn't have started this conversation in the manner that you did. You're clearly another un-rmed opponent. You've been unarmed this whole freaking match! The only thing that you've done well is dodged facts while scratching for something to say. If I was an idiot, you would put on a good bluff but I'm not and I'm about to knock you into tomorrow again! You're suppose to be original, aren't you? Supposedly Louis Cypher always has something to say, sometimes with clever lyrics that he claims are his! Oh yeah Cypher, you're about to get busted again! But before I do, I'd like to give another shout out to Emerson for a great job last time! Emerson gave me a hell lot more of a match than you have Cypher. That's because he is ORIGINAL! You have no idea how to be original consistently. Note the comments about me being like Stone Cold (This has been mentioned in the past Cypher), as well as the sad excuse of "CYPHER'S SONG" which wasn't the first time that this pathetic little man pulled the wool over your eyes and passed! Shame.. Shame.. Cypher acts like he's an enigma but the only reason why he gets by with this illusion is because of those that buys all of the bullshit that he spews out of his cock port while pretending that his work is original! This JOKER, yes, that's what I said! Louis is exactly that, just like I've been saying this whole time. Anyway, here's another example of his originality.

Here's the link and he even titled his promo "Am I evil". LOL Cute! Link:Am I evil  (Yes it works, click on it!)
(Heck, you all could listen to the "remake" if you'd like. That's the song at the bottom of this rp! I'm not going to post lyrics this time. Look them up if you doubt me! Either way, this accusation is facts as well).

Yeah, I thought that whole bit where you talked about Metallica was also cute Louis. I would figure that you wouldn't be dumb enough to cite a song/cover that they've done as it was your own but like I've been saying. Your stupidity, it knows no fucking bounds! Oh shit, I said a cuss word.. Cover your ears Louis, I wouldn't want you to get offended.. Nah piss on that you fucking cunt, you should listen! This other song that he claims is his is called "Am I evil" by Diamond Head. Metallica done a cover of this song. Note, Cypher's stupidity of trying to pass it off like he did when I'm clearly a blue jean jacket wearing son of a gun with a Metallica emblem or emblems on the jacket! Whatever he said, doesn't matter. That dude never thinks about what he said. Stupidity, he's being buried in his own hole with that comment. He thought it was cute and clever at first. I don't doubt that this nincompoop was entertained and feeling good about that comment.

I could keep on going with this onslaught where I keep bursting Cypher's bubble about his lack of creativity or him not being worthy to hold onto this SFT Hardcore Championship because he's a whiny little girl but the truth is. I've already proven my point. Cypher can discard this promo all he wants just like he did the others but his denial does not change the fact that I have been running circles around him with ease. Now before I go get started on work backstage while Cypher sits and waits for his execution. I've got a couple of pictures for you all. They are below. Enjoy!




Me shooting on Louis:







Louis shooting on me:



Any questions?

Oh wait, I almost forgot.. Here's that other song Louis tried to pass off as his.  ..l..  ^_^  ..l..