Post by louiscypher on Nov 26, 2019 14:38:18 GMT -5
Cypher is drinking his Bloody Mary deep in a dive in the heart of New Orleans. Sipping on his drink, eating a few frog legs and enjoying his Tuesday afternoon. His white suit and silver can looking immaculate.
“Well well well, our special needs wrestler is finally around. How quaint. First let me talk about grammar. I am from New Orleans, and we have our own take on the English language. I am sorry for that though, obviously you are a northerner, you don't like accents, so you seem to have problems with people who have southern drawls? Is that it? Well sorry my bodacious friend, not all of us grew up in Iowa drinking rum or whatever it is you like.”
Cypher smiles.
“Now onto whatever rule you say exist about the world title and the hardcore title, you think I am a complainer. Son, oh where do I begin? I show up every single match I have, I don't take one match then one match off like you. So until you can put together 6 months straight of a match like I did or how everyone else does except you and Redd, then I would tell you to shut up. Seriously shut the hell up. You think that taking one match a month makes you special? It makes you lazy. So do not sit there and tell me how I needed to defend this or that, who are you? Who are you to judge me? You who cant wrestle more than once a month? You gonna sit there and lecture me? Look down upon me? If you aren't leading by example then you aren't leading and you need to shat da hail up! Ya here me son? Now you gone done it and made me go all southern on your special needs behind! I don't like getting this way, I am better than that. Now getting back to my point, it seems to me everyone shows up every match and fights and gets worn out, cept you, you and Redd, you two seem to me have lasted so very long not cause you are good but because you work less than the rest of us.”
Cypher finishes his last frog leg, enjoying the last bite.
So Rumpke lets wrap this up. You do half the work I do, half the work everyone else does, and you think you are better? How so? Elaborate please. It seems to be a real champion, hardcore or otherwise should fight every single day not once a month. So please look at yourself in the mirror and take a really good long look. You ain't nothing, you were nothing, you will be nothing. At least not till you put that mouth of yours in a muzzle and bite that tongue of yours and realize that everyone else is doing the max cept you. So please stop lecturing all of us and put up or shat up! And till you can figure out how to be a full time wrestler like the rest of us, stop, just stop.
Fade
“Well well well, our special needs wrestler is finally around. How quaint. First let me talk about grammar. I am from New Orleans, and we have our own take on the English language. I am sorry for that though, obviously you are a northerner, you don't like accents, so you seem to have problems with people who have southern drawls? Is that it? Well sorry my bodacious friend, not all of us grew up in Iowa drinking rum or whatever it is you like.”
Cypher smiles.
“Now onto whatever rule you say exist about the world title and the hardcore title, you think I am a complainer. Son, oh where do I begin? I show up every single match I have, I don't take one match then one match off like you. So until you can put together 6 months straight of a match like I did or how everyone else does except you and Redd, then I would tell you to shut up. Seriously shut the hell up. You think that taking one match a month makes you special? It makes you lazy. So do not sit there and tell me how I needed to defend this or that, who are you? Who are you to judge me? You who cant wrestle more than once a month? You gonna sit there and lecture me? Look down upon me? If you aren't leading by example then you aren't leading and you need to shat da hail up! Ya here me son? Now you gone done it and made me go all southern on your special needs behind! I don't like getting this way, I am better than that. Now getting back to my point, it seems to me everyone shows up every match and fights and gets worn out, cept you, you and Redd, you two seem to me have lasted so very long not cause you are good but because you work less than the rest of us.”
Cypher finishes his last frog leg, enjoying the last bite.
So Rumpke lets wrap this up. You do half the work I do, half the work everyone else does, and you think you are better? How so? Elaborate please. It seems to be a real champion, hardcore or otherwise should fight every single day not once a month. So please look at yourself in the mirror and take a really good long look. You ain't nothing, you were nothing, you will be nothing. At least not till you put that mouth of yours in a muzzle and bite that tongue of yours and realize that everyone else is doing the max cept you. So please stop lecturing all of us and put up or shat up! And till you can figure out how to be a full time wrestler like the rest of us, stop, just stop.
Fade
