Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2019 21:46:22 GMT -5
*The scene opens up to see the back of Rumpke's bald head which has a new scar on it from his brawl with Emerson. The camera zooms out as it moves to the side of Rumpke and see's him poking a burning log in his wood stove with a fire poker.*
Back in the day, once upon a time, I had jokes for everyone. When I was comical and would cut jokes often but those days, they are a distant memory. My sense of humor, it has regressed to the point where it's almost non existent. Typically, you won't hear a joke come out of my mouth these days. It isn't my job to make the fans, the superstars or even the staff laugh. This right here; What's about to happen. There shouldn't be no love, friendship or cuddling involved in what I'm about to do and luckily for the fans. They can count on me to do exactly what needs done to get this match going the way it needs to flow.
Some people, they think that this place is suppose to be fun. There are some that believe that I can suck this fun out of SFT like a black hole sucks the light, the energy out of a bright star. The difference between me and this person is that they're trying to play a character; While I'm struggling to hold myself back. I always have struggled to limit my other side. I've tried hard to hold him back but sometimes he just has to have his way and this Titans is one of those times where he's going to come out too remove the fun for someone.. Yes I suck the fun out of this place for those of you pretending to be wicked or righteous because you're pretending and I'll call you out on it every chance I get!
*Rumpke continues to poke the darkened charcoal covered log that was once glowing with red coals. The fire, it's glowing even more, he keeps poking the fire even though his knuckles are a dark red in the fire's light; We can see the blister's covering the skin on his knuckles as they keep working the fire like a possessed man that doesn't feel the burning that should flood his senses..*
I don't have many jokes these days. I'm more built around feeding my opponents fire but I do have a joke for you all and it's a damn good one. His name is Louis Cypher! Dr. Evil himself, the one who pretends to be a dark, evil character who fears nothing. Louis Cypher has something in common with Emerson. They are both fucking hypocrites but they've got their roles crossed. Emerson tries to pretend to be a saint while Cypher acts like he's this evil being not afraid of anything. Emerson maybe a hypocrite on the saint part at but at least he has the heart of a champion. He doesn't pretend to be fearless unlike Cypher.. Emerson will go up against anyone regardless of the odds and I respect him for that. Emerson has and always will have more testicular fortitude than my current opponent..
Louis obviously puts work into his character but even though this piss ant tries so hard to portray what he isn't, I know that he's a fucking joker and a sad excuse of a former champion. This man that tries to act so cool, like he isn't afraid of anything is a pathetic coward to the core and deep down; Cypher knows that too, don't you Louis? We'll get back to that here in a while when I'm ready; But for now, I've got another joke for you all. That's Louis Cypher's spelling and grammar. Every time when he cuts a promo, Louis reveals that he is an imbecile and that he isn't perfect like he tries to portray. I mean come on, the mistakes that Cypher makes is something that grade school children make. Now I know that I've made mistakes in the past and I will have more in the future but considering how much I write versus this chump.. I make less mistakes, never mind the fact that I'm drunk when I cut a promo.. I'm still better than this joker.. We need to dub this guy the jester of SFT because he is a laughing stock around here and this halfwit doesn't even comprehend how idiotic he looks almost every time he decides to open his mouth. I find it absolutely amusing that he's trying to call me a joke when he consistently makes a joke out of himself and I'm LAUGHING that this chump thinks that he's "better than me" when he's beat me what? Once or twice out of how many matches? Fifteen or so? Yeah son, you just keep telling yourself that you're better than me. Whatever it takes to help you puff that chest up like the chicken that you are.
*Rumpke finally removes the poker from the wood stove before shutting the door. He then sets the poker down before reaching for the SFT Hardcore Title which rests on a table close to him.*
This Hardcore title, it returned to SFT during February of 2018. Joey and I brought this back and we both agreed that this title would be defended in any non team match. It didn't matter if the Hardcore champion was up against the Intercontinental or even the World Champion. The Hardcore title would be defended! I lived up to this rule in every single match that I've had with this title and I will continue to live by this rule. This is one thing that separates the Hardcore Champion from those other lesser champions! The other champs defend their title here and then but this Hardcore title is always on the line. I've defended this championship with pride anytime I've been booked! Once upon a time, this Hardcore title was the strongest title around here because I worked my ass off defending this title each time I had it. It didn't matter who I was going up against (Redd, Emerson, Twilight, Reno Destiny, ect). The fact is that I went up against Intercontinental champions and World Heavyweight champions alike. I defended my title against them while their's was safe. They had nothing to lose!! Their titles were safe from my reach when I could have EASILY taken every single one of their titles and been all three champions at once! I had everything to lose in those matches and nothing to gain. I was fine with it then and I'm fine with that now. If someone beats me when I'm here then they will have earned their title. What I'm not fine with is when a superstar comes along and whines like a little bitch about defending the title that they have! I have a problem with that and we'll get into that as we go..
The fact is that in the past; I've built this Hardcore Title up to be the BEST championship in SFT! I defended it more often than the other champions and even against the champions! These days, this Hardcore title is once again the lesser title of the three because of the lesser wrestlers who held it while I was gone but it won't remain that way now that I've got it in my possession because I'm going to pick up where I left off the last time I had it. I'll defend it against any and all comers because I am a CHAMPION! I don't pretend to be one like my opponent does! "The Grumbler" Louis Cypher. I don't cry about a title defense. I suck it up and do exactly what I can do to defend the title or I fall by the same standard that has been set for the SFT Hardcore title!! I don't whine to the staff hoping that they will change the rules and I certainly don't threaten them that I'll leave if they don't change the rules for me like the wannabe bad ass Louis Cypher has done!
I've got to be honest with you Louis.. I'm glad that you're my opponent Louis.. I've been patiently waiting for you to cross my path again since what happened the last time and I'm not talking about the time when you came out and shocked the world by FINALLY beating me. I'm talking about what came after that. This particular moment in time was one where you were asked to stick to the rule and defend your Hardcore title even though it was in a battle royal. It was a singles match since you were defending yourself. Yeah I know that you were already defending your World Title but hey man; This is what's expected of a HARDCORE CHAMPION and this is what a champion does! I figured that you would've done what was right considering that you were trying to paint this picture that you were a champion one who feared no one, that would step up to anyone at all costs but all of us now know that you sir are simply a coward!
It's been over a year ago since this has happened but I've been patiently waiting for the opportunity to knock your ass out. It felt great to ring your bell last Titans but that was only the opening act. This action it was only meant to let you know that yes I remember and I'm going to drag you back to the past before I shatter this deception that you try to keep going where you pretend like you're a liable champion, where you act like you're not afraid of anything! I remember your actions, and everyone here likely remembers as well. They might be too nice to call you out on it Louis. These people might want you to be around here and I want you to be around also but I'm still going to call you out on not being a champion.. You had the option to be one, too prove yourself but instead you decided to be a BITCH and ALL OF US KNOW IT! Yes, Louis, I'm a lot of things, I'm one of the worst of sorts but I don't cower from defending a title even if the odds of me retaining are extremely low.
*Waves to Redd!*
I either own that shit or I lose Louis. It's as simple as that but regardless; I defend that title Louis. I would never throw a fit by burying the Hardcore title with intentions of killing it right before I leave SFT because I knew that I was busted for being a whiny little bitch! I wouldn't of gotten myself into that situation Louis because I would have defended the fucking title! I wouldn't have acted like a coward like you did! So why don't you stop with this whole persona where you're not a scared little girl because you're only making yourself look worse when I have to remind you and everyone else about how you were; And likely still are a bitch! It's a damn good thing that there isn't anyone here that doesn't already know how you work. Oh wait, there is; Reaper, the same guy that you took on last Titans.. Well, maybe he will keep that secret for you. Regardless, I won't Louis Cypher.. You deserve this crown, it's all yours and you're going to wear it!
Now that this has been said. I wanted you to know something. I've liked how you've been "trying" to shoot. This is one reason why I've given you some thumbs up lately. You're attempts, even though they very sloppy, I didn't judge you based off that fact. Thumbs up for trying chump but the truth is this Louis. "You're doing it wrong" when you sit here and repeat something almost every sentence of every paragraph while mixing in a few modifiers at the end of the sentences. You're looking like a "joke" when you do this shit man and you're setting a bad example for people who want to learn how to shoot. If you're going to sling, then please, learn to do this the right way... After all you've got no excuse for not knowing how to shoot because you've been here for MANY years now..
The Stone Cold bit was amusing because I'm not really like him at all.. So once again man, "You're doing it wrong". There are three things that him and I have in common. We like to drink, We're both bald and most importantly both of us kick ass when we come down to that ring! Other than that, Stone Cold is a lesser version of myself.. I'm more complex than he was. So once again, you made yourself to look like a "Joke". Why? Because you opened your mouth without thinking!! If you think I'm a Stone Cold type, then you sir are just as stupid as I thought you were. Thanks for the validation on your stupidity. Now, why don't you quit with that weak ass shoot and come up with something better than the last two pathetic attempts that I've had to watch..
After all, I'm not Reaper. If that's the best you can do then why don't you go back to reading about dark legends/deities so you can actually teach us about useless information that doesn't matter when your ass has to step in the ring! That was the best part of your gimmick and you're trying to get out of your element. It just isn't working for you Cypher. I give you a thumbs up for trying but you should leave this style of writing for someone who has always done this. It doesn't suite you for many reasons.. You can keep fucking dreaming all you want about being better than I am. That doesn't mean your dreams will become a reality.
*Rumpke sets the SFT Hardcore title back down onto the table as the camera zooms in on it before fading out.*
