Post by louiscypher on Nov 15, 2019 15:48:59 GMT -5
Reaper is at a comedy club, he is on stage in front a sold out crowd.
Well well well, Reaper decided to move from 15 second promos to 20 second promos. I shouldfeel honored. You asked if you are so bad why you won the world title? All I can say to that is that everyone is as bad as you or no one cared to really put forth an effort to beat you. Whatever the case may be, there have been plenty of world champions who have been awful, didnt David Arquette win the world title in WCW? Yeah so being champion doesnt mean much if you suck. And Reaper you suck royally.
Everyone laughs
Listen I am gonna give you a tip. If your farts last longer than your promos you are not doing your promos right. If you burp and its longer than your promo you are not doing your promos right? If it takes you longer to pick your teeth, you arent doing it right. If you cough and its longer than your promos its not right. If you order a burger at Wendys through the drive through and that will most surely be longer. If it takes me longer to start my car than to watch your promo’s you are doing it wrong.
Everyone laughs
I feel like im doing some sort of You might be a redneck schtick but with awful wrestlers and their awful promos.
Everyone laughs
Lets keep on going. You might be an awful wrestler if you dont know how to lace up your boots. You might be an awful wrestler if you think that WWE is good wrestling. You might be awful if you think that Hulk Hogan. You might be awful if you think any promo that can be reviewed in less than 30 seconds is good. Think again homeboy.
Everyone laughs
Cypher laughs and we fade to black
Light comes back on.
“Wait wait wait I am not done. That was only 70 seconds so what kind of person would I be if I cant at least double up on Reapers 20 seconds, let me triple that up, hell if he can win a world title with 20 seconds I should be able to rule the world with 60 seconds?”
Cypher laughs again. And everyone laughs
Fade
Well well well, Reaper decided to move from 15 second promos to 20 second promos. I shouldfeel honored. You asked if you are so bad why you won the world title? All I can say to that is that everyone is as bad as you or no one cared to really put forth an effort to beat you. Whatever the case may be, there have been plenty of world champions who have been awful, didnt David Arquette win the world title in WCW? Yeah so being champion doesnt mean much if you suck. And Reaper you suck royally.
Everyone laughs
Listen I am gonna give you a tip. If your farts last longer than your promos you are not doing your promos right. If you burp and its longer than your promo you are not doing your promos right? If it takes you longer to pick your teeth, you arent doing it right. If you cough and its longer than your promos its not right. If you order a burger at Wendys through the drive through and that will most surely be longer. If it takes me longer to start my car than to watch your promo’s you are doing it wrong.
Everyone laughs
I feel like im doing some sort of You might be a redneck schtick but with awful wrestlers and their awful promos.
Everyone laughs
Lets keep on going. You might be an awful wrestler if you dont know how to lace up your boots. You might be an awful wrestler if you think that WWE is good wrestling. You might be awful if you think that Hulk Hogan. You might be awful if you think any promo that can be reviewed in less than 30 seconds is good. Think again homeboy.
Everyone laughs
Cypher laughs and we fade to black
Light comes back on.
“Wait wait wait I am not done. That was only 70 seconds so what kind of person would I be if I cant at least double up on Reapers 20 seconds, let me triple that up, hell if he can win a world title with 20 seconds I should be able to rule the world with 60 seconds?”
Cypher laughs again. And everyone laughs
Fade
