Post by twilight on Mar 4, 2017 11:53:53 GMT -5
So Lucas Balkan has returned home? Someone turn off the porch light, the prodigal son has returned! I was told like 15 years ago you said you were going to the store for a bag of chips and you never came back. So what happened you get lost along the way? Did you happen to run into my uncle, he went out for a pack of smokes and never came back either, ha! He left a pregnant wife and 2 kids to fend for themselves. Great guy you two ought to meet.
(take a deep breath)
But alas let me apologize. I am not here to harp on where you been or what you have been doing, because its non of my business. We should take down the lost posters for you, not that anyone really cared to look for you, otherwise theyd have found you, wait where are you from again? Tell me its somewhere nice, somewhere pretty with dark shores and beautiful calm waters. somewhere where the food is good and the women are better. Or maybe you're just for Jersey where everyone is drunk all day long, the streets smell of rancid feces and the women are a smidge over 300 pounds. ha!
I know I brought this upon myself, I looked for you, I sought you ought. When I saw your name I thought to myself, lets see what this man can do. Gonna kick the tires a bit, check under the hood, and work you. Im a country boy you see, I like to go mudding and trust me Balkan you and I, whooo boy we gonna get down and dirty. After we're done aint no one gonna recognize you. Your blue distant eyes will be filled with blood from the beating I will put on you.
Today is Saturday, good day to go to the park and play some catch. Go to a movie, go out for lunch. Whatever you want to do, Saturday is open to all possibilities. But if I were you Lucas, I would get some health insurance, maybe think about a life insurance policy, get your will in order, you know do all those things you been putting off for so long ha! Its just good practice, you gotta be an adult about this and get your affairs in order.
Me? Heck Im gonna do some chores around the ranch, feed the pigs and maybe take a horse ride out to Rock Creek maybe do a little fishing, and if I aint lucky I will just turn on the old smoker and put some ribs or something on the pit and have a nice cookout. Thats my Saturday.
Lucas, I will catch you on Chaos.
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(take a deep breath)
But alas let me apologize. I am not here to harp on where you been or what you have been doing, because its non of my business. We should take down the lost posters for you, not that anyone really cared to look for you, otherwise theyd have found you, wait where are you from again? Tell me its somewhere nice, somewhere pretty with dark shores and beautiful calm waters. somewhere where the food is good and the women are better. Or maybe you're just for Jersey where everyone is drunk all day long, the streets smell of rancid feces and the women are a smidge over 300 pounds. ha!
I know I brought this upon myself, I looked for you, I sought you ought. When I saw your name I thought to myself, lets see what this man can do. Gonna kick the tires a bit, check under the hood, and work you. Im a country boy you see, I like to go mudding and trust me Balkan you and I, whooo boy we gonna get down and dirty. After we're done aint no one gonna recognize you. Your blue distant eyes will be filled with blood from the beating I will put on you.
Today is Saturday, good day to go to the park and play some catch. Go to a movie, go out for lunch. Whatever you want to do, Saturday is open to all possibilities. But if I were you Lucas, I would get some health insurance, maybe think about a life insurance policy, get your will in order, you know do all those things you been putting off for so long ha! Its just good practice, you gotta be an adult about this and get your affairs in order.
Me? Heck Im gonna do some chores around the ranch, feed the pigs and maybe take a horse ride out to Rock Creek maybe do a little fishing, and if I aint lucky I will just turn on the old smoker and put some ribs or something on the pit and have a nice cookout. Thats my Saturday.
Lucas, I will catch you on Chaos.
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