Post by Joey on Sept 3, 2019 16:50:49 GMT -5
Harold is seen at a dairy queen near Austin. And FYI never ever eat at Whataburger in Austin, unless you like rat fries. Yeah you heard me.
Harold walks up to counter
Harold: Can I get a double meat with hot Cheetos please.
DQ gurl; uh we dont sell hot Cheetos here.
Harold: uh then can I get a chicken salad with hot Cheetos.
DQ gurl: Uh sir we dont sell chicken salad and as I told you earlier we dont sell hot Cheetos
Harold: Oh how bout a hot fudge sundae with hot Cheetos please
DQ gurl: puhlease leave, for the love of god please.
Harold: Well if that's your attitude I’ll take my money elsewhere. (Harold wobbles out the door)
DQ gurl: thank you!
Harold wobbles over to McDonalds and after 10 agonizing minutes later he is escorted off the premises.
Harold: Why I never! My congressman will be hearing about this, soon as I find out what a congressman,where I can find one and what it is they actually do!
(Harold takes a deep breath)
Harold: No one seems to take me seriously! Hot Cheetos is the greatest food in this world or any other. Why cant I get a burger with hot Cheetos on it instead of cheese? Am I asking too much? I dont think so! And you know whats sadder? There are starving kids in Ethiopia who have never had hot Cheetos!? There's also this chic named Cassandra who lives in Canada and she too has never tried hot Cheetos. This is a travesty! This will not be tolerated! Cassandra you have gone too far, first you say you are gonna take the hardcore title away from me. Por Favor senorita you are not beating me. First off I am boy you are a girl. And lets face facts I could probably poor ketchup and mustard on you and eat you in 2 bites. And I gotta admit you look kinda tasty hahahaha. But that is neither here nor there. Cassandra I dont know how you have gone all your adult life without having tasted hot Cheetos, do not use that fact that you live in Canada as a reason. You can log on to amazon.com and get that shipped to your house free. So its gotta be a will issue not a skill issue.
So Cassandra be prepared for the experience of a lifetime and no wrestling me is not it. I mean prepare your taste buds for the greatest food of all time, and when you first taste hot Cheetos you will think you have entered heaven, yes its that good. After that you will be consumed by them. You will wake up in the middle of the night and eat hot Cheetos, you’ll put them on mac and cheese in sandwiches on hot dogs and on pizza, heck I like them with a pickle. No matter how you eat them you cant go wrong. And soon you’ll be selling your car, your kid will find missing toys as you pawn them for just a taste of hot Cheetos.
It’ll be the end of you. Heck once you hit rock bottom you and I can hang hahahaha
I’ll be seeing you real soon.
Fade to Fat
Harold walks up to counter
Harold: Can I get a double meat with hot Cheetos please.
DQ gurl; uh we dont sell hot Cheetos here.
Harold: uh then can I get a chicken salad with hot Cheetos.
DQ gurl: Uh sir we dont sell chicken salad and as I told you earlier we dont sell hot Cheetos
Harold: Oh how bout a hot fudge sundae with hot Cheetos please
DQ gurl: puhlease leave, for the love of god please.
Harold: Well if that's your attitude I’ll take my money elsewhere. (Harold wobbles out the door)
DQ gurl: thank you!
Harold wobbles over to McDonalds and after 10 agonizing minutes later he is escorted off the premises.
Harold: Why I never! My congressman will be hearing about this, soon as I find out what a congressman,where I can find one and what it is they actually do!
(Harold takes a deep breath)
Harold: No one seems to take me seriously! Hot Cheetos is the greatest food in this world or any other. Why cant I get a burger with hot Cheetos on it instead of cheese? Am I asking too much? I dont think so! And you know whats sadder? There are starving kids in Ethiopia who have never had hot Cheetos!? There's also this chic named Cassandra who lives in Canada and she too has never tried hot Cheetos. This is a travesty! This will not be tolerated! Cassandra you have gone too far, first you say you are gonna take the hardcore title away from me. Por Favor senorita you are not beating me. First off I am boy you are a girl. And lets face facts I could probably poor ketchup and mustard on you and eat you in 2 bites. And I gotta admit you look kinda tasty hahahaha. But that is neither here nor there. Cassandra I dont know how you have gone all your adult life without having tasted hot Cheetos, do not use that fact that you live in Canada as a reason. You can log on to amazon.com and get that shipped to your house free. So its gotta be a will issue not a skill issue.
So Cassandra be prepared for the experience of a lifetime and no wrestling me is not it. I mean prepare your taste buds for the greatest food of all time, and when you first taste hot Cheetos you will think you have entered heaven, yes its that good. After that you will be consumed by them. You will wake up in the middle of the night and eat hot Cheetos, you’ll put them on mac and cheese in sandwiches on hot dogs and on pizza, heck I like them with a pickle. No matter how you eat them you cant go wrong. And soon you’ll be selling your car, your kid will find missing toys as you pawn them for just a taste of hot Cheetos.
It’ll be the end of you. Heck once you hit rock bottom you and I can hang hahahaha
I’ll be seeing you real soon.
Fade to Fat
