Post by Emerson on Jul 5, 2019 13:43:58 GMT -5
Well whatdayaknow? I guess the higher ups decided I should get a reward for taking out the trash this last month. So I will take whatever I can get. Princess and Anonymous are now bye bye thanks to me. So all of you watching, you’re welcome.
You see the problem with trash is, if you dont take it out to the curb, eventually it will start to stink up. And you really dont want your house smelling of trash, do you? So now that SFT is smelling clean as a whistle its time to move on to more formidable opponents. First on my list is Reaper.
Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, Marsha, Marsha, Marsh!
Did you totally see Jacob and Annie in study hall? They were holding hands and everything. Reaper could you please sign my yearbook. I look up to you so much, I want to be just like you when I grow up.
Maybe one day we can team up, we could be Superfriends! Or the Wonder Twins maybe? Whatever it is, you are my hero and I just want you to know that.
[Emerson starts laughing so hard, snot comes out of his nose]
No but really, all kidding aside. I am sure there are some kids out there that do root for you. They are wearing your tshirts and underoos. They have your action figures and that toy ring we sell online. They discovered mettalica due to you. You are the World champion, and as such, Barkley or not, you are a role model. A bad one, but one nonetheless.
So when you cut a 30 second promo that is embarrassing. When you talk like Steve Austin on redbull you embarrass yourself. And even worse you embarrass SFT. You are like a dark version of Hulk Hogan and any real wrestling fan will tell you he was awful, good mic skills but no real in ring skill. And I am not one to say much, I am not that much better but I am improving. But you, there is nothing to you. No meat on the bone. Nothing underneath. No ice under the glacier.
Youare a peanut shell with no peanut inside. And all the goth poems or dark little verses you like to spew out is going to change that. What I am trying to get at is that you are a gimmick from 20 years ago. And its boring. Well at least it is for me.
In general boredom can be quite the thing, idle hands are the devils worshop after all.
Anyway that is it for me today.
Fade to black
You see the problem with trash is, if you dont take it out to the curb, eventually it will start to stink up. And you really dont want your house smelling of trash, do you? So now that SFT is smelling clean as a whistle its time to move on to more formidable opponents. First on my list is Reaper.
Reaper, Reaper, Reaper, Marsha, Marsha, Marsh!
Did you totally see Jacob and Annie in study hall? They were holding hands and everything. Reaper could you please sign my yearbook. I look up to you so much, I want to be just like you when I grow up.
Maybe one day we can team up, we could be Superfriends! Or the Wonder Twins maybe? Whatever it is, you are my hero and I just want you to know that.
[Emerson starts laughing so hard, snot comes out of his nose]
No but really, all kidding aside. I am sure there are some kids out there that do root for you. They are wearing your tshirts and underoos. They have your action figures and that toy ring we sell online. They discovered mettalica due to you. You are the World champion, and as such, Barkley or not, you are a role model. A bad one, but one nonetheless.
So when you cut a 30 second promo that is embarrassing. When you talk like Steve Austin on redbull you embarrass yourself. And even worse you embarrass SFT. You are like a dark version of Hulk Hogan and any real wrestling fan will tell you he was awful, good mic skills but no real in ring skill. And I am not one to say much, I am not that much better but I am improving. But you, there is nothing to you. No meat on the bone. Nothing underneath. No ice under the glacier.
Youare a peanut shell with no peanut inside. And all the goth poems or dark little verses you like to spew out is going to change that. What I am trying to get at is that you are a gimmick from 20 years ago. And its boring. Well at least it is for me.
In general boredom can be quite the thing, idle hands are the devils worshop after all.
Anyway that is it for me today.
Fade to black
