Post by Emerson on Jan 30, 2019 13:54:36 GMT -5
So I am watching cartoons with my son, and usually there will be some weird commercials on, weird toys and games, and sometimes I swear they feel like the fake commercials that Saturday Night Live would show back in the day.
So I see this commercial and all it is just some small action figures for butts instead of faces, butts where their heads would be. It was surreal to be sure. And I had to wonder what kind of kids would want their parents to buy such a thing? And for a split second I thought such a weird toy might be worth money some day. But I decided if I bought butt head face toys id have to kick my own butt. So suffice to say a stupid toy today will still be a stupid toy 40 years from now.
But now I gotta deal with two buttheads of my own. That being the current IC Champion Robert Saints and the ex IC champion Twilight. We should be called the three musketeers. We know each other so well. We talk the talk and dance the dance.
And yet sometimes when I see you two I think of those action figures on tv, the butthead action figures, and I guess if this were the 90s id be Beavis but these are different kind of buttheads, literal butthead action figures. So I guess today being today you two are the SFT version of Butthead action figures, congrats guys. You know you hit it big when they make action figures of you guys. Now you can join the ranks of WWE butthead action figures, hahahaha. Yes I know this is getting confusing so I am going to just move on from this.
I must admit right now I am a little off my game. I am really tired since I won then lost the world title and now I just dont feel 100 percent. I feel off for some reason and try as I might I cant seem to get back to where I should be. And where I should be, where I need to be is back in the ring with Jack and try and get that world title back around my waist.
If I am wrong then I am wrong, but I feel and I hope the fans feel that I should get another crack at it and him. What do you say Jack?
But for now I am going to worry about Jack Jones and Robert Saints, see you guys pretty soon and next week I will be doing another promo.
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So I see this commercial and all it is just some small action figures for butts instead of faces, butts where their heads would be. It was surreal to be sure. And I had to wonder what kind of kids would want their parents to buy such a thing? And for a split second I thought such a weird toy might be worth money some day. But I decided if I bought butt head face toys id have to kick my own butt. So suffice to say a stupid toy today will still be a stupid toy 40 years from now.
But now I gotta deal with two buttheads of my own. That being the current IC Champion Robert Saints and the ex IC champion Twilight. We should be called the three musketeers. We know each other so well. We talk the talk and dance the dance.
And yet sometimes when I see you two I think of those action figures on tv, the butthead action figures, and I guess if this were the 90s id be Beavis but these are different kind of buttheads, literal butthead action figures. So I guess today being today you two are the SFT version of Butthead action figures, congrats guys. You know you hit it big when they make action figures of you guys. Now you can join the ranks of WWE butthead action figures, hahahaha. Yes I know this is getting confusing so I am going to just move on from this.
I must admit right now I am a little off my game. I am really tired since I won then lost the world title and now I just dont feel 100 percent. I feel off for some reason and try as I might I cant seem to get back to where I should be. And where I should be, where I need to be is back in the ring with Jack and try and get that world title back around my waist.
If I am wrong then I am wrong, but I feel and I hope the fans feel that I should get another crack at it and him. What do you say Jack?
But for now I am going to worry about Jack Jones and Robert Saints, see you guys pretty soon and next week I will be doing another promo.
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