Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2018 7:00:57 GMT -5
So here I am, standing in my house, next to the wood stove, doing absolutely nothing besides wondering what the fuck management was thinking when they placed Robert Saints up against me. Did he do something to piss them off? Is that why they want to see me put my fist to his face so bad or have they ran out of options?
Too be honest with you, I can think of better challengers to take me on than this moron Robert Saints who always talks about knowing all the tricks because he is a fourth generation wrestler. Yet this idiot rarely delivers on what he says. It's always the same thing and if anyone that has half of a brain goes up against him, it'll be Robert Saints planted on the mat..
I've put this Randy Orton wannabee in his place way too many times for me to remember... I've smacked his intrusive wife around at will while daring Robert to do something. Yet it doesn't matter what I do to this marshmallow that calls himself “The Viper”. He still doesn't develop anything that resembles a spine.
I'm truly at a loss of words regarding Randy Orton, Oh I mean Robert Saints.. My bad.. I don't know how else I can help this form of stupidity develop yet here I am against him once again so I might as well do the best I can to help him despite the fact that I'm going to hear the same thing from him that I've heard for many years. That he knows all of the tricks because he's a fourth generation wrestler. I don't stand a chance against him because he learned from his father, grandfather and great grandfather. Then his family will go on to try and build that up because their just as stupid as Robert is. The fact is; none of that matters Robert seeing that you don't know how to be original. You're a laughing stock, I laugh at you every time you step up to do something because its hilarious at how stupid you are. That's me being honest... I've made a lot of dumb decisions but everyday before I go to bed; I thank god that I'm not as stupid as Robert Saints and his family. Truth..
Rumpke takes a long drink before looking at the camera.
On another level,what do you want me to do with this Joey? I mean honestly; I'm not able to fix stupidity. I'll do what I can to beat it out of the poor chap but if history has proven anything; You better not count on it. Que up the “I'm a fourth generation wrestler” once again Robert Saints. Piss on that, you're a marshmallow man. You're easy pickings. That's exactly how everyone sees you. Each time any of us get in a match with you, it's a night off because you bring absolutely nothing to the table despite the generic talk that you bring which doesn't do a thing. You're nothing right now, and the only way you win is if someone doesn't show up. You could've beat me last time for the first time but you found a way to fumble that too... And by doing that, you pissed on what little heritage you had. You know, the heritage that you keep talking about, over, over and over like the true energizer bunny.
Rumpke winks at the camera.
People often say that I'm like the energizer bunny, they try to joke about how I keep going and going. They say that I overwhelm people but the fact is Robert Saints. You resemble the energizer bunny far more than I do. You keep on with the same beat of the drum expecting things to change but it rarely changes; yet you being a good little bunny keep going with your stupidity. Drowning all of us with it. While I find a new beat each time. I'm not you and every time someone tells me that I'm the energizer bunny, I think of that dumb ass Robert Saints and that motivates me to rise up so I can put them down for even trying to compare me to you.. I'm nothing like you Robert.. I can think for myself and I'll deviate a lot more than you could ever hope to. There's no comparison between you and I. Yet they like to have their fun and follow the leader. That's fine; I've put each of them down and the other hides from me like a coward. If I'm around when they come back; I'll curb-stomp them worse than I did the others that tried to compare me to you. Too me, that's the ultimate insult because you're borderline retarded Robert. I almost feel sorry for you but I'm not retarded. I'm a drunk that won't put up with bullshit. You don't have the capability of standing up for yourself. I do. Once again, there's no comparison at all Robert..
I know that Robert lucked into the Intercontinental Championship and that's exactly what it was; LUCK. I don't give a fuck if you're the World champion Robert. I'll find a way to put you down as I have many times. I've retired one person lately that thought she was the World champion. She found out that she had a long way to go before she was the undisputed champ and decided to give up and leave. She was a buttercup. Robert, don't be Mya. You've been around long enough; It's time for you to develop some kind of backbone. You need to dig deep and discover some brains. Quit going with the same ole bullshit that you've worn out for years because it's not working for you. Unless your happy with being at the bottom of the food chain; If that's the case then you're doing an outstanding job Robert.
Do you not have any self respect? Don't you hate that people look at going up against you as if it were a time off period? This has been going on too long. The only thing I will salute you for is your will to keep going despite the fact that you're absolutely stupid. You're will to go on is the only thing nice that I have to say about you.. Yet right now, that's not enough. Your fourth generation wrestler status means nothing to me. I'm not a wrestler; I'll knock your head off when you step up to me. You already know that its a matter of time before that outcome becomes a reality. Despite the sole idiotic stance that you've had. I will put you in your place Robert. I'm taking it easy on you because I feel charitable at this time, take advantage of it while it lasts..
Cheers!
