Post by Emerson on Nov 16, 2018 17:21:42 GMT -5
There was this really awesome go cart racepark called Revv. It was in business from 1988 to 2008. And during the days it was all for the kids, theyd have little races and they would have a little pool for hot days theyd jump in the kiddie pool all sorts of games and foods. It was like a mini carnival. And we used to go there as teenagers, but on Fridays and Saturdays at 9pm they would call it Fun Time. So they would stop letting the kids on rides and let adults use everything. And after half hour of adults acting like jackasses the families would leave and just a bunch of drunk adults having fun. Lots of places used to do stuff like that. I kinda miss that place.
The point of all this is simple. Have some fun. So many people take to wrestling as if it were a job or life or death. It shouldnt be. It shouldnt be so damn hard or serious.
People like Rumpke will stand in a corner, yelling and screaming and talking for what seems a lifetime and for what? Why should anyone have to sit in front of a camera and drone on and one about the same thing just saying it a different way. To be honest, I tend to take some naps during Rumpke’s promos. Just keeps talking, like a talking energizer bunny. He just wont shut up. Someone tell me for the love of god how to make Rumpke stop talking? If anyone knows please email me at shutdemaholesup@retarded.net.
Next there is Mya. Honestly I dont think she is taking this match too seriously. Why would she? I mean she is the world champion, win or lose this wont affect her or her title. If I were her Id just stay in the back and let me and Rumpke rip each other in half. I sure as hell wouldnt bother with the hardcore title. Why risk injury or worse with someone as unpredicatble as Rumpke. That dillweed is bound to do something stupid.
There is no upside to this match. Well maybe a little. My whole point of this is for you two to stop taking this world and this match so damn serious. Just have a little fun for once. Stop with the non stop jabbering the non stop downers that is both Mya and Rumpke. You two are real downers. So stop with all that nonsense and lets go out and have a little fun. I know it hard to have fun when half our job is to bash other peoples brains in. But it can be done, it is being done, all you gotta do is try and put forth a little more fun and a little less dark.
I guess that is really all I have to say.
Fade to black
Oh, once upon a midnight eerie
I woke with something in my head
I couldn't escape the memory
Of a phone call and of what you said
Like a game show contestant with a parting gift
I could not believe my eyes
When I saw through the thoughts of a trusted friend
Who needs to humor me and tell me lies, yeah humor me and tell me lies
And I'll lie too and say I don't mind
And as we seek so shall we find
And when you're feeling open I'll still be here
But not without a certain degree of fear
Well, what will be with you and me
I still can see things hopefully
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up?
When all it does is slow me down
Shake me and my confidence
About a great many things
But I've been there I can see it cower
Like a nervous magician waiting in the wings
Of a bad play where the heroes are right
And nobody thinks or expects too much
And Hollywood's calling for the movie rights
Singing "Hey babe, let's keep in touch", hey baby, let's keep in touch
But I want more than a touch I want you to reach me
And show me all the things no one else can see
So what you feel becomes mine as well
And soon if we're lucky we'd be unable to tell
What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine
And it doesn't have to rhyme, so don't you feed me a line
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up?
When all it does is slow me down
Tra la la la la bombardier, this is the pilot speaking
I've got some news for you
It seems my ship still stands no matter what you drop
And there ain't a whole lot that you can do
Oh sure the banner may be torn and the wind's gotten colder
Perhaps I've grown a little cynical
But I know no matter what the waitress brings
I shall drink it and always be full, yeah I will drink it and always be full
Oh I like coffee and I like tea
I'd like to be able to enter a final plea
I still got this dream that you just can't shake
I love you to the point you can no longer take
Well all right okay, so be that way
I hope and pray that there's something left to say
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up
When all it does is slow me down?
Oh you
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up
When all it does is slow me down?
The point of all this is simple. Have some fun. So many people take to wrestling as if it were a job or life or death. It shouldnt be. It shouldnt be so damn hard or serious.
People like Rumpke will stand in a corner, yelling and screaming and talking for what seems a lifetime and for what? Why should anyone have to sit in front of a camera and drone on and one about the same thing just saying it a different way. To be honest, I tend to take some naps during Rumpke’s promos. Just keeps talking, like a talking energizer bunny. He just wont shut up. Someone tell me for the love of god how to make Rumpke stop talking? If anyone knows please email me at shutdemaholesup@retarded.net.
Next there is Mya. Honestly I dont think she is taking this match too seriously. Why would she? I mean she is the world champion, win or lose this wont affect her or her title. If I were her Id just stay in the back and let me and Rumpke rip each other in half. I sure as hell wouldnt bother with the hardcore title. Why risk injury or worse with someone as unpredicatble as Rumpke. That dillweed is bound to do something stupid.
There is no upside to this match. Well maybe a little. My whole point of this is for you two to stop taking this world and this match so damn serious. Just have a little fun for once. Stop with the non stop jabbering the non stop downers that is both Mya and Rumpke. You two are real downers. So stop with all that nonsense and lets go out and have a little fun. I know it hard to have fun when half our job is to bash other peoples brains in. But it can be done, it is being done, all you gotta do is try and put forth a little more fun and a little less dark.
I guess that is really all I have to say.
Fade to black
Oh, once upon a midnight eerie
I woke with something in my head
I couldn't escape the memory
Of a phone call and of what you said
Like a game show contestant with a parting gift
I could not believe my eyes
When I saw through the thoughts of a trusted friend
Who needs to humor me and tell me lies, yeah humor me and tell me lies
And I'll lie too and say I don't mind
And as we seek so shall we find
And when you're feeling open I'll still be here
But not without a certain degree of fear
Well, what will be with you and me
I still can see things hopefully
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up?
When all it does is slow me down
Shake me and my confidence
About a great many things
But I've been there I can see it cower
Like a nervous magician waiting in the wings
Of a bad play where the heroes are right
And nobody thinks or expects too much
And Hollywood's calling for the movie rights
Singing "Hey babe, let's keep in touch", hey baby, let's keep in touch
But I want more than a touch I want you to reach me
And show me all the things no one else can see
So what you feel becomes mine as well
And soon if we're lucky we'd be unable to tell
What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine
And it doesn't have to rhyme, so don't you feed me a line
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up?
When all it does is slow me down
Tra la la la la bombardier, this is the pilot speaking
I've got some news for you
It seems my ship still stands no matter what you drop
And there ain't a whole lot that you can do
Oh sure the banner may be torn and the wind's gotten colder
Perhaps I've grown a little cynical
But I know no matter what the waitress brings
I shall drink it and always be full, yeah I will drink it and always be full
Oh I like coffee and I like tea
I'd like to be able to enter a final plea
I still got this dream that you just can't shake
I love you to the point you can no longer take
Well all right okay, so be that way
I hope and pray that there's something left to say
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up
When all it does is slow me down?
Oh you
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up
When all it does is slow me down?
