Post by Emerson on Nov 13, 2018 14:14:49 GMT -5
Emerson is sitting at Wendys munching on some fries and has a frosty on the side waiting for him after he’s done.
“You know whats really strange, I see some young people dipping their fries into the ice cream. That is so gross. Why would anyone do that? Why ruin perfectly good fries or ruin perfectly good ice cream? Both are awesome on their own but just awful together.”
So on one side we got Rumpke the french fries of SFT. If this were a sea anology he would be a hammerhead shark. And like all sharks they are eating machines, they do not stop. And Rumpke when he gets going he doesnt let up. But Rumpke since you like honesty and what you like to call shoot, let me “shoot” on you. You start talking and you go on a trip, and you seem to never stop talking you keep going and going and going like the energizer bunny. And you wear people out. But heres the trick to you Rumpke, you dont fight every card. You dont put the effort we do, and you sit back and try to get more out of us, how bout you do what we do and till you can do what we do every single card, then please shut the hell up!
You take one card off each month, theres only 2 cards in a month that means each month you take 2 weeks off. That means that you go home and you relax and you rest up and then when you do take a match you are well rested and ready to kick some butt. But people like me and Twilight we dont get weeks off. We dont get cards off. We fight every single week. So when someone like me says hey I can only cut two promos you want to shrug that off. Well Rumpke we never get any time off, so for you to not want to even things up is pretty crappy of you. It is easyto run your mouth when you arent a full time wrestler like the rest of us. So when you say no limits on hardcore matches, who are you to set rules, you dont suffer and you dont work as hard as the rest of us. So Rumpke with all due respect shove your rules where the sun dont shine. When you show up each card and bust your butt and do what the rest of us do week in and week out then you can set some rules, till then you come off as a loudmouth jackass. You get me?
Now onto Mya. The vanilla ice cream of SFT. You remind me of all the white teenage boys running around listening to rap music pretending they are all Tupac. Or all the white girls dancing Reggeaton or whatever its called. Let me make this clear you. You Mya are the world champion. You need to act like one. Whens the last time you saw a vampire be the best in the world? If you want to remain on top you need to drop the Vampire Diaries and become more like Gossip Girl hahaha. Anyway my point is, you are the one who should be leading this federation and no one wants to follow a blood thirsty vampire. You are the great white shark of SFT. And everyone should fear you, but some are laughing at you and thats your fault. So Mya be Mya, and not the vampire queen please.
That is all I have to say for now.
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“You know whats really strange, I see some young people dipping their fries into the ice cream. That is so gross. Why would anyone do that? Why ruin perfectly good fries or ruin perfectly good ice cream? Both are awesome on their own but just awful together.”
So on one side we got Rumpke the french fries of SFT. If this were a sea anology he would be a hammerhead shark. And like all sharks they are eating machines, they do not stop. And Rumpke when he gets going he doesnt let up. But Rumpke since you like honesty and what you like to call shoot, let me “shoot” on you. You start talking and you go on a trip, and you seem to never stop talking you keep going and going and going like the energizer bunny. And you wear people out. But heres the trick to you Rumpke, you dont fight every card. You dont put the effort we do, and you sit back and try to get more out of us, how bout you do what we do and till you can do what we do every single card, then please shut the hell up!
You take one card off each month, theres only 2 cards in a month that means each month you take 2 weeks off. That means that you go home and you relax and you rest up and then when you do take a match you are well rested and ready to kick some butt. But people like me and Twilight we dont get weeks off. We dont get cards off. We fight every single week. So when someone like me says hey I can only cut two promos you want to shrug that off. Well Rumpke we never get any time off, so for you to not want to even things up is pretty crappy of you. It is easyto run your mouth when you arent a full time wrestler like the rest of us. So when you say no limits on hardcore matches, who are you to set rules, you dont suffer and you dont work as hard as the rest of us. So Rumpke with all due respect shove your rules where the sun dont shine. When you show up each card and bust your butt and do what the rest of us do week in and week out then you can set some rules, till then you come off as a loudmouth jackass. You get me?
Now onto Mya. The vanilla ice cream of SFT. You remind me of all the white teenage boys running around listening to rap music pretending they are all Tupac. Or all the white girls dancing Reggeaton or whatever its called. Let me make this clear you. You Mya are the world champion. You need to act like one. Whens the last time you saw a vampire be the best in the world? If you want to remain on top you need to drop the Vampire Diaries and become more like Gossip Girl hahaha. Anyway my point is, you are the one who should be leading this federation and no one wants to follow a blood thirsty vampire. You are the great white shark of SFT. And everyone should fear you, but some are laughing at you and thats your fault. So Mya be Mya, and not the vampire queen please.
That is all I have to say for now.
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