Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2018 4:14:41 GMT -5
The camera fades in to a darkened room that is flooded with the grey shrouds of smoke that has seeped through the doors of a woodstove that radiantly stands in this room. A figure is seen sitting in an old wooden chair with a glass bottle stuck to his mouth as the amber colored liquid methodically disappears before our eyes. After the bottle is empty, the drunken brawler casually sets it upon the darken stained wooden table that stands before him. A multitude of empty bottles lay rest in what seems to be the graveyard of what once was bottles filled with alcohol.. This alcoholic lets out a sigh that keeps going as his face shows an uncharacteristic trait of remorse for what he is.. Deep down he understands that life is lost with the path he's on right now, the deafening and undeniable fact that he is lost with out hope floods his mind as Rumpke reaches out for the next full bottle of liquor that sits before him. He pauses for a moment before saying...
Had I of been a better person, I may have been like Emerson. A family man that looks out for his child. If I would've taken a different path, maybe I would've been a simplistic guy that still finds a way to get things done in SFT while trying to find it in myself to be happy about that and what I lacked as well as being glad that I wasn't as fucked up as everyone surrounding me.. Perhaps I would've found a way to be ecstatic just to be sober. I might have been happy just to be considered for a championship match even if I wouldn't of showed it..Thing is that is a what if a once upon a time story happened.. The fact is that it didn't. Essentially, I sold my soul in order for progression. I've given every ounce of my spirit to get as low as I am now Emerson..
Now a days, I don't have to look at the person in the mirror to understand that I'm disfigured. I simply know it but you and anyone else would be a fool to think that I don't have the capability of being dangerous. Anyone that looks at me and chalks my “darkened heart” as an easy one to over come has no idea who Rumpke is. You've talked about heart and its obvious that you have just that.. You've got a lot of heart to stand up to your foes. Emerson, I've watched you step up to those that should squash you in theory but you keep showing that you've got heart; Over and over... I know very well that you are a formidable opponent despite the previous outcomes to our matches and while you've got a healthy heart bleeding for SFT. I've got the darkened heart that continues to pulse not only for SFT but also for the person that I miss. I do regret what I've became Emerson. It tears me up inside every day to think about the family that I'm missing out on. You once gave Louis Cypher a hard time for this very same thing and I expect no less from you now Emerson. I want you to demoralize me like you did him. I'll throw a clue in there. While I regret it, it was me that asked to be the fighter that I am now.. I don't take these matches lightly..I've always got something to prove. I'm not the person that'll ask someone about how they feel about this or that. I don't want their opinions. I'd rather take a shot to cripple them Emerson.. Therefore, I do the best I can to take my time while looking into the good and the bad as much as I can. Sometimes there is a miscue with how I relate to things but that doesn't mean that I'm a poor judge of character.. Just because I slip, that won't give you or anyone else the green light to bring on you're thoughts. I'm the fucking wildcard Emerson, I've got a lot of experience being who I am and I'm ready to take my shots while I push through the battles... I'm an aggressive person when it comes to a fight, I've always been that way and I don't fear anyone or their capabilities. I've had many of moments in my twenty year career when I was brutally beat to an inch of my life. Abiet most of them was within the first ten years of my career but there was some that came after that when I simply had nothing more to give... This isn't one of those times. For once in about a year, I'm fighting while standing on both of my feet with everything that my dark heart has to give.. I've simply got nothing to lose but everything to give and with that being said...My face, is the last picture that anyone should honestly hope to see when these stars align. It doesn't matter how confident they are.. Ever since I've became the knock down, drag out fighter; I've possessed the beating that'll cripple you the next day when you wake up.. It doesn't matter if you're in your teens, twenties or a hard nosed veteran just like I am.. I'll be the man that shows you what it means to scratch and claw your way through a fight... Emerson, you and I have had our battles in the past and unfortunately for you; Not only have I had an undeniable record against you just as I had against that fucking coward Louis Cypher when he took my title from me before pissing on it... The thing is; I'll not let that happen again.. The zealot in me is going to come out this time like it should've that time. I've learn t from that mistake because it is truly what has mattered, this is the life that I've given everything up for and people may want to doubt me while they go on social media and smile or laugh at their seemingly good life. The thing is, I'm exactly who I say I am. Surely ole Glenn Owen who hates me now can understand that much. I've given a major piece of my life up for SFT and yet to this day after all of these years, I get no recognition. That's fine, I'll still step up to SFT's finest and fuck you all up. People seek to contain me but that is because they fear me. While I don't fear anyone; I may stumble but that's all it is.. They can consider themselves lucky due to circumstances and yes Emerson; That's exactly what has held me back due to the fact that I see where my dedication to SFT has gotten me. I should be a hall of famer based on the treaty with SFW, SCW and XCW but I'm not, and even then; I've continued to step up the best I can. Hell, better than 99.9% of the peers that have been listed before me. Many of years later and their an after thought with most of them having no mention but guess who is still here? That;s right, fuck all of you for pissing on me. Either way, I'll continue to be here and own anyone who honestly wants to step up to me. I'm not talking about the one hit wonders like Jaime Reyes, or that dumb cunt 404.. Both of them tried to hard and obviously had little to give, afterall where are they now? I've struggled lately, and I've made it tough on SFT as a whole but I'm still fucking here ready to meet any real challenger head on.
Dont get me wrong Emerson, I know you have capability with the heart that you wield. I've been there before and recently when I tried to help you with Mya Denton. You wanted to get red in the face while showing your rage too me for being there.. You're a strong hearted man and it showed lately but if you think that show of force is going to overcome me when I'm pinned in a corner.. If you think that you've got an edge on me because of that then you're a fucking idiot that doesn't really know who I am. Maybe you don't give a fuck who I am? Do you see how this works Emerson?
(Rumpke winks at the camera before cracking the top off of the bottle. After that he remains still.)
While I know that you have a heart that wants to rival anyone that comes up against you. Emerson, you try to play the innocent person but innocence doesn't call others out.. It's as simple as that man and the fact is; you do everything you can to call out all of your opponents. Sure, you try to mask it with a question but that doesn't make anything different Emerson. You're being passive aggressive trying to not show your true colors..
It's been a long time coming Emerson but the fact is; it's time for you to follow your heart and have no fear. This is the moment where you need to truly evolve and be a stalwart defender for SFT. After all, there's not many of us left. I know you're capable, yet the question is; will you step up with no remorse for the beast that you're capable of becoming? Are you ready to take the pressure before turning it all around? Do you see how this works Emerson? You're so close to taking over and being everything that you turn your back on.. It's time that you embrace who you truly are. The moment has came for you to do everything you can to cement your legacy in SFT... It's time for you to quit being satisfied for mediocrity.. You are more than that Emerson... It infuriates me to see you stoop to such a low; And that's why I'm going to be the dark hearted son of a bitch that “pushes” you just like I've recently pushed Mya Denton (In different reasons as well as using different methods.).. I don't need to push that buttercup Mya in this deathmatch that we're about to have..She's just as bad as her love (Who unfortunately had a part in my training, regardless; I'll give him that much credit) and she obviously is a soft skinned champion that has no business stepping up to neither you or myself. This is a match where the World champion has no right to be in. The only reason she's here is because of a few grudges that I've been holding onto. Yet regardless, her World Title is safe. I won't challenge her for that (Even though she thinks this is about her title) but I will defend my title with an unrelenting nature while I try to nurture what you could become. Fuck this dumb bitch that tries to portray that she is championship material Emerson. I won't be the person to take her World title because I don't need it. I've got the SFT Hardcore title which is the championship of no holds barred warriors. I don't need her championship of powderpuffs but I will lash out to show her who the true champion is; And other reasons but we'll get into that soon. Emerson, with your heroic stance last titans. Now you're involved in the first ever three way Bar Room Brawl! Historically, I'm the wildcard Emerson but this is the moment where you can prove yourself to be a wildcard in your own right. Might I and I will say that requesting limits doesn't help your cause... The way I see it, both of you asking for limits makes me even more deadly for both of you.. Your comments let me know that you're not stalwart defenders of my faith. Perhaps I should feel some sort of remorse for believing in you Emerson? Maybe I should throw my hands out and flatten both of you as if you were buttercups? Is that a worthy question for your inquisitive mind?
The fact is, each of you have something to prove against me, and if neither of you think you do then I'll embarrass both of you.. Mya is the supposed Champ of champs while you, Emerson are the heart of SFT.. Did either of you consider the fact that I not only posses the iron jaw of SFT but I also have the never say die attitude that will push both of you beyond you're limits? It won't matter how poetic either of you are or try to be; the outcome won't reflect on either of you lighting a camp fire before asking me about myself while wanting me to enjoy the warmth of the fire with you. I'll simply put my fist up to each of your skulls and knock both of you out of my way. I'm not going to be a soft voice asking about this or that and I won't dance around a fight like either of you. I'll rise through the flames and ashes that each of you want to bring at me..I won't roll over for either of you, neither will I be a politically nice person. Outside of this match, I have respect for one of you because you had earned my respect but now that we're fighting; Fuck both of you! Each of you have been placed against me and I'm going to have my way with you in the Bar! Both of you are stepping into my arena, I've been fighting in bars for years.. Well before I came to SFT, hell; That's where this drunken brawler began his career before SFT. These fists that have created chaos in SFT originated from bar room brawls and I'll measure them against any technicians that believe they can subdue them..
I understand that both of you believe that you have a drive that'll push you to make this one hell of a match but the fact is; Emerson already knows what he's in store for. I've gave him a generous head start in the past and I've also flat out ran him over like he wasn't there in the end. Yet, there is no mistake about it; Emerson is the heart of SFT while I'm the darkened heart of SFT.. Both of us keep pushing despite the trials that mount up against us.. Emerson much like myself looks deep into the situation in our own ways. He feels as if he isn't a main contender when I know better. Not only do I understand that Emerson isn't a push over. I also know that I'm the last person anyone wants to take on when I'm there and ready to go...Anyone care to challenge that? The clock is ticking..
Me, I look to push myself against the best or those that believe themselves to be great when they choose to grace the SFT ring. I'm a fanatic when it comes to my hardcore title and while I've fallen a few months ago to a fucking buttercup while I was going through a period where I was blind. This is the moment where I promise everyone of you that won't happen now... I'll flatten the only buttercup in this match just as I have flattened 99 percent of snowflakes that stood up against me in my career.. Now; it's been that time to address a true SFT champion as most of this promo has been dedicated to..
I will push you Emerson but I understand more than most how you are completely capable of coming out on top.. Does that mean that I fear you? You already know the answer to that question. I'm ready to come right at you after we shove this paperweight champion aside. Fuck this vampiric slut.. She thinks that she has guts; Mya honestly believes in her cunning abilities while I've already seen how she handles a brawler head on. Her finesse moves will not overcome me, will they stop you? I doubt that.. In the end Emerson, If you dig deep enough; this match will be between you and I.. This fucking snowflake that pretends to be the top of SFT is nothing more than a mirage that I'll expose for you and all of the world to see just as I have done recently.. She wants to tell me that she has lost respect for me. How do you think I feel about that? Let's ask Cassandra or Glenn? Fuck, both of them hate me but their thoughts make no difference to me.. I'll keep pushing whether or not if I have their approval while doing what I can to co exist with them.. The fact is, I've got no time for snowflakes Emerson.. While you aren't a snowflake; You're still not ready to meet me head on just yet but you're only missing one or two elements, and then I will likely consider you on the same level as Redd as a nemesis.. You need to have an idea of how to read people and come up with your own conclusions instead of asking them about what makes them tick.. Emerson, you shouldn't give a fuck what makes people who they are, you only need to care about what makes you who you are.. Once you learn that, you'll be ready to take me on, but until then, the dark heart will shadow over the heart of SFT. I had more for everyone here but this is a fitting place to leave things off. Respect or hate the floodgates but they are a reflection of something; The question is; how do you interpret them?
(Rumpke winks at the camera as the scene fades to black.)
I know that some people, want to be poetic and paint their picture with special effects so they can compensate for something that their lacking. I'm not one of those Emerson. I can paint one hell of a picture if we want to succumb to my darkened field. The fact is; I don't have to. I'm not one that has to over compensate for a lack of heart. Never will I have to spin any of you a poetic story because I'm simply that fucking vicious and I can bring the wrecking ball with out a story.. I don't need to be fancy Emerson. I'm a force of nature when I'm on top of my game and when I'm not on top of things; the thought of going up against me will push anyone to rise up.. Take note of Louis Cypher and Mya Denton (Both World Champions)
That's Rumpke, This is what it means to be a wildcard Emerson.. I command the best that you or anyone else has even if you honestly think that you've shattered me. This is something you know very well based on our past and it's something that our “champ” will learn to respect..
(Don't read beyond this point if you're a buttercup that will try to come out with torches against me. I'm not a buttercup like some of SFT's members have proven to be. I simply don't give a fuck what any of you think of me.. Enter this next phase at “your” own risk because I'll throw napalm on your torch and laugh while you burn!! I'll have a drink first though.
)Look, I've heard that I'm against someone in particular because I wouldn't stand up to their rival yet when I volunteer to step up to the fading star in this persons favor; It seems like a cobb forms in this person's ass and they get defensive... . My guess is because they secretly believe they should stand up this person themselves.. (Their damn right they should, They shouldn't even think about it. This person should grab their nemesis by the balls and have their way with them.) Yet they wont step up... And that's where the resentment towards me originates from because I'm not a soft son of a bitch that will shy away from my rivals. I'll step up to them and the fact is; Man, you need to grow a pair of balls and step up to him. I'm tired of you telling me that I'm against you when I feel like you are better for SFT than this clown.. How's that buttercup?
(Rumpke slyly winks at the camera before continuing on.)
What's this have to do with you Emerson? Lately, there hasn't been a damn thing I've said that pertains to you. I'm simply going on a tear against more than one in my sights. You've been there but this isn't the time.. But I will lay out a challenge after I take you and this so called man;s woman to the hell that I'm familiar with.. If Nirvana, the so called Midnight king wants to step up to me, then I welcome it much like I welcome Reno Destiny to me. Either way; neither of them will bring the challenge that Redd my personal nemesis brings. Regardless though, I'll step up to every fucking one of you. I don't have anything to prove to any of you. Not Lionel, Glenn, nor Louis Cypher. I'll fuck all of you up if you want to push me. That's the fact, I'll fuck a poet up any day of the week while standing up to someone who claims to be as volatile as I am..You're likely not as volatile as I am Emerson but you still took it upon yourself to step into my business. And now you managed to get into a title match while I'm defending the Hardcore championship. Honestly, I'm glad you showed that you had a wildcard nature. I loved it.
This fight, it's going to make history; never has there been a three way Bar Room Brawl.. It doesn't matter who is going to step up against me. I'm the most driven individual in this match. Not only because it's a Bar Room Brawl but because I've made it clear that the Hardcore championship is the top of the line and I will back up what I've said. As a matter of a fact; I'm ready for the vampiric princess and the heart of SFT to step up to me. I'm ready to make history but the question is; Are either of you ready to be on the wrong side of history?
Look, I simply have no sympathy for either of you. I'm backed into a corner and I wouldn't have it any other way Emerson. I'm ready to take everything each of you have to give before I find a way to lash out; Crack your skulls with my relentless determination using nothing more than my fists. I know there have already been limits proposed for this match by both of you. Our World Champ went for the lesser limit of the proposal. I expected that from a snowflake such as our current champion of champions.. She tries to portray herself as a dominate person but subtlety; She show's that she's nothing more than a paper champion and with that being said.. Here is the only way I will work with either of you on limits being proposed.. There are many weapons inside the bar that both of you can use. I'll stay away from all of them. I don't need weapons to challenge anyone; but I'm a zealot when it comes to overcoming them! That's the best limits that I'm willing to give either of you but I will say that both of you should be ashamed of yourselves for asking such a thing.. Mya Denton, I clearly understand how “heartless” you are by turning away my messages.. You're running scared and make no mistake about it; I'm an animal that you've never experienced in your life time. You'll want to put me down but the truth is, I'm the sort of animal that hunts from the shadows and no; I'm not talking about those actors that you hire to portray vampires in your previous promos. I'm as cold as I seem and you're as fake as you've portrayed with you rejecting anything I had to say while you try to maintain your stance that you are the best here regardless, let me give you something to go off of snowflake.. You can always pick your poison, let me know how I'm an awful human being and try to throw me off of my game plan or you can stick to you same old stance by trying to make yourself seem unbeatable in your promos, Give me a reason to continue my onslaught while challenging me you dumb cunt!!
Emerson has a heart and I suspect that he requested the limits to help you Mya.. I already know that Emerson isn't one to bow down to anyone with out a fight. As much as I've wanted to lash out at him; he was surely trying to make sure that you stick around because you're good for SFT... The fact is; I'm not one to be political.. I've always been the man that will come for your throat and I'm not sorry if you can't handle it. I'll promise you that.. Fuck you cunt; You don't deserve the World title and you damn sure won't tear this Hardcore Title from my hands. I'm going to straight up fuck you up around every corner with no remorse for you or those close to you. If you want to stand up to me, it's an outright act of aggression and I'm fully ready to consider it war. I don't fear buttercups like you, but I damn sure eat them up before spitting them out.
Some might be gasping for air based off how I'm treated this so called “World Champ”.. These same people might want me to be more political in the hopes of SFT succeeding. Yet; My response to those gasping is that SFT will continue on without these snowflakes. I will take a brief moment to be nice before continuing on with my rant and say that I'm glad their here yet the flip side is they need to step up and earn what they get rather than it be given to them... These snowflakes need to quit their fucking crying that I'm a mean man or that they lost respect for me. I really don't care when they tell me that considering I know the backstory to their rise to fame. But regardless, I love my drink and shit, here's to that; Thanks for catching up!
(Rumpke takes a long drink that clears half of his fifth of whisky)
Regardless, lets talk about your respect you fucking dumb cunt.. I lost respect for myself a long time ago Mya and as a result; I'll piss on your respect. I'm not the kind of person that needs you to like me; I won't care if you look up to me or not. It's not my goal for snowflakes to look up to me..I don't consider your feelings when I determine what is important to SFT or myself.. Mya,You'd rather hold ultimatums over SFT, wouldn't you? Let Nirvana step up for you to threaten retirement when I really believed in him. You hid behind him whispering things in his ear that lead him to his demands and now after you're World Champ; Nirvana isn't challenging Reno Destiny or Lionel Kingston like he should've; Hell, The so called Midnight King isn't even here. He's already no showed a couple of times since then while you still have the SFT World title. Frankly, I should've let the original match stand so I could correct an obvious wrong but the fact is; I've got no desire to be the World champion and you're lucky that I've already been there a couple of times to know that I didn't like it. That title has nothing to give me. There's no sense of accomplishment when my opponent isn't allowed to bring on a vicious onslaught where I'm required to solely rely upon myself to find a way to overcome those brutal odds. Simply put, if I didn't already know that the world title isn't for me, I'd of agreed to this being a World title vs Hardcore Title match just like it was when Louis Cypher took this Hardcore title from me and pissed on it. I'm sure right now that you've been given an inch of hope and something to go off of with the fact that Louis Cypher had took out the big bad nasty Rumpke but there is a difference between both of you. When he stood up to me for “MY HARDCORE TITLE”, just like it is now.. His title wasn't defended.. Yet Louis Cypher wanted to beat me so bad after a long drought of losing to me that the cupcake rose up for that match; accepted and wanted no limits. As much as it pains me to say it; Louis earned that moment where he dethroned the most vicious brawler in SFT history. I simply let my guard down, I wasn't ontop of my game. Thoughts were flooding my brain for sure but I was locked in a point in time where I rejected who I was. I tried to correct the wrongs I made back in 2001 by trying to swerve away
I know that you have tried to check out with a two promo rule.. Is this the same person that beat the poetic Gumshoe right before SFT closed? Are you not the same Mya Denton that talks about winning the last SFT World title before it became TWA? Yes, you are and you're a fucking disappointment. I remember holding what should've been the low title back then during TWA and I defended it ferociously and more often than you defended your converted championship. I'd requested a champion vs champion match when they sold you off as being the champion of champions because I knew you didn't have a prayer against me. Others knew it as well and they wanted you to keep on going without a challenge. As far as your question to me when I recently challenged you that was “What did I do to you?” You hid behind Nirvana, half of that was him shielding you from me; the other part might have been both of you conspiring to keep you from having a challenger that you couldn't handle. Now we're going even deeper aren't we? After all, Isn't that what you poets like to do? We'll get more into this later Ms.. Shooter. LOL! You're a joke!
Too be honest with you Mya, Cassandra has fucked me over in the past. I've given her tons of shit in the past but these days I've let up on her because I genuinely believe she is a good person that was bound to rules. You on the other hand have tried to bend the rules a couple of times and I KNOW THAT! So what tells me that Mya Denton didn't use Nirvana to dodge me in the past? Lets add onto this later, You'll know when it happens unless you are dumber than you seem but I don't think someone could be that fucking stupid.
(Rumpke downs the rest of his bottle as he stares into the flames of his woodstove on this frigid evening. Once the bottle is gone, he grabs a cigarette before lighting it up while following it up with this...)
Anyways, Emerson, you are a good man, a strong fighter that has the capability of taking both Mya and myself out. I know that and I won't forget about you. I'm not going to give you the loop holes that you often seek. I'll come out and tell you that I recognize that you're in this match and rightfully so. Emerson, or Super Em; You are currently a champion without a title. I know this and that's why I personally requested you to be in this match. I won't ask you to care about me but I will ask you to nprove to everyone that you are a force to be reckoned with. This fact has no doubt in my mind. I'm not going to ask you how you feel about this or what you feel about my previous comments because I couldn't care less. I've seen you fight and I know that deep down inside; you've got one hell of a beast that wants to come out. Yet somehow you control it and keep it at bay. You truly are a better man than I am but that's neither here nor there. Right now, and ultimately; I have our series. Its up to you to rise above anything that I'm capable of bringing; it must be you that steps up to me and challenges me for this Hardcore title because Mya won't. I'll assure that; Anytime she feels capable and wants to get involved; I'll put her back on the floor with my first. This match is a grunge match between her and I but she isn't the one that will step up to me Emerson.. She's got no chance; I'll eat her alive around every corner.
The fact is, the true battle in this match that I personally requested is Emerson vs Rumpke. You represent everything that I've wanted to be and if we've got to get into it, I'll gladly give you some kind of footing to go off of out or my respect for you Emerson. I hate it that I can't be the man you are but I will also throw in that you shouldn't think for a second that this means you will beat me into submission. You should already know that.. There is only one person that I consider my nemesis that is fully capable of standing toe to toe with me; that's the man that I've never beat; Redd. Yet I won't fully get into that right now because you are the man looking at me now and I see you. I'm going to ask you to not try your usual tactics that you've tried on others when consulting me. It's time that you think outside the box and develop a new skill to add upon your arsenal.. It'll benefit you more than me but all the same, I'll be waiting Emerson...
(Rumpke nods at the camera before grabbing another bottle. He cracks the top of said bottle and has another healthy sized drink.)
A lot of the time I've tried to control myself and hold Steele back. I'll admit that I have done what I could to keep the monster at bay for the sake of SFT but the fact is; Ultimately, there is no controlling the uncontrollable. Sure, some bullets can be dodged but others can't. Sometimes, you've got to rise up and take the shots while pushing on with an undeniable resolve to force your aspirations into reality. My ambition; is to let everyone know that the Hardcore Title is the strongest championship here in SFT right now while I hold it and it's my wishes that after I'm gone; Someone else will continue on with this tradition. I hope to see when I'm rotting away that the warrior that has this prestigious title is truly taking no prisoners and you never know; If they aren't up to par, I might come out of retirement and beat their ass with my walking stick while letting them know how much of a failure they are to the Hardcore scene as well as SFT..
The fact is; Hardcore fighting or straight up brawling is almost a lost art here in SFT these days.. Nowadays we have so many people wanting to be technicians or high flyers but while I'm here; I'll valiantly carry this banner that represents fortitude and tenacity at all costs. I'll do everything I can to control my nature backstage but it won't always happen. Never again will I promise something that I can't guarantee..
One notably is named Mya Denton. Fuck that cunt; I don't fear her or our how she has the capability to be poetic... She might want to find something to say in her so called shoot promo by saying that I shouldn't be worried about “just her”. Nice story Mya, I'm not worried about you at all. I'll fuck you up just like I told Nirvana I would. Hell, it looks as if SFT's huntress has came out and abandoned that poetic approach. She skipped the poetic part and went straight into telling me off which tells me that its obvious that I've done my job well in fueling her fire. Alls I did was say a few things to Nirvana knowing that it'd get back to her and here she comes out and tries to shoot with me? Yeah, she's just shooting in the dark, trying to hit something that isn't there but you go ahead Mya and call that a shoot style promo. Title the next one, “lets shoot shall we (part 2).. So you can make it sound like you know what your doing. Try to convince all of us that your shoot really means something instead of desperation. The fact is, you're in way over your head and seeing as how you're trying to take me on with shoot tells me that you understand you need to grow quickly. You're desperately scratching and clawing trying to develop in something new in this match while you are only making yourself look like a fool.
I'm a poets worst nightmare. While their worried about how to go about something, I simply smack them upside their head as I pass them on by like they were sitting still. Maybe you understood that and tried to beat me to the punch Mya? You obviously tried to lead me but you can ask Emerson that doesn't always work out in your favor. I'm fully capable of coming out ontop of a fight while leading or trailing.
Anyways, lets fully get into that pathetic attempt of your attempt at shooting against one of the best. Am I proud of myself? For running around and claiming that I deserve your belt? Fuck your belt Mya. Its widely known around here that I don't seek the World Title. However do yourself a favor and don't think that's because I'm not capable of taking it from you. It'd truly be like taking candy from a baby. As I've previously stated. My desire is to defend this Hardcore title against anyone who considers themselves the best. You think you deserve that World title? If you do, you'll come take mine from me. You'll have a true challenge like you should've had in the beginning. You should truly understand by now that I'm a zealot when it comes to the hardcore title. If you don't then you weren't listening because you didn't care. Hell, I tried to tell you that backstage when you practically cried while asking me what you did to me for me to call you out like I have recently. Yet, you wanted to try to find some kind of high road but by doing that, you just made yourself look foolish because everyone here including Nirvana knows that I'm a fierce Hardcore fighter and once again that I have no aspirations for your second rate World title. Say what you want about it, you're simply being an idiot and everyone KNOWS IT. But you just had to try to play my game by shooting didn't you? Honestly Mya, its time for you to go back to what you know best. Tell us all a story and abandon this farce that you call shooting because its not you;. You're horrible at it. Although, it won't make much difference; I'll still skin you alive.
Another thing, yes, I did talk behind your back by telling Nirvana and a few others that I'd fuck you up for the sole purpose of getting you into the spirit of this match, and what do you know. You outright abandon your typical approach just to come at me..I'd say that I'm a good heel, wouldn't you? After all, I got results lol. Although, let me tell you something Mya, I didn't tell them anything that I wouldn't let you know to your face. But that was a nice try with saying that I talked behind your face and that I was afraid to say it to your face; I'm sure that you'd like to try again? (thats how I'll lead you, knowing how you'll respond. I'm ready for it or you can try to surprise me and watch me adjust. I don't care. You talk about being a veteran. Sweetheart, I've been in this business just as long as Nirvana; If not longer..
)Yes Mya, I did welcome you back with a meaningful smile on my face. Originally, I meant every word of it until you, Nirvana and I hit that Reno Destiny roadblock where both of you gave me an ultimatum. I've already described what went down previously and why my feelings have changed should be obvious. That proved to me that you're nothing more than a parasite who takes the low road in order to come out on top. You really think that you can shoot with me cupcake? That's cute; it really is. You're like a mosquito who tries to leech what you can before I swat you.. And no Emerson didn't deserve what happened with you're match but it felt so good taking what you had to bring before I flattened you as if you weren't even there. Yet, Emerson also showed some of his true colors that match when he stepped up to me. It was a great moment for him. I've beat on him for years, it was nice to see that he's growing into his own, a better fighter when I'm around. He's got it in him but it seems like Emerson needs motivation. I've done what I can to look out for him and feed his fire inside anytime I get the chance because I relate with a part of what he says.. And yes, you did take advantage of that moment Mya, that came from your words, not mine although it was obvious which also feeds into what I previously said about you being a leech. You held that nail while I hit it you dumb cunt. So much for loyalty and respect eh? Yeah, try to pretend like you're better than I am. I know you're not so you need to try taking a productive approach instead of trying to lift yourself up above me. I won't lie to people like you have tried. I'm an awful person, one of the worst sorts just like I told you when you said that you respected me, remember that? Are you seeing it now? Tell me that I'm a liar.. You fucking know better. But try to leech your way to an opening. Once again, I'll still take care of you just as I have around every corner. It won't matter how you react to this because I've got the trump card that is an iron jaw and a hammer for fists. As much as people want to think that I'm a drunk that isn't capable of thinking. I'm actually well off in planning my steps as well as my counter punches. Many pretend to drink and fight but very few have the experience that I have when it comes to be a drunken brawler.
(Rumpke chuckles for a moment as the woodstove crackles and pops. Then, he takes another drink from the bottle that he's held onto for a while now. This drink just about finishes the contents of the bottle.)
Like I've said Mya, your attempt at shooting against me was simply you firing into the darkness while having no footing to go off of. It was horrible and easy to pick apart, yet you're suppose to be better than me? No cupcake, you've got a long way to go before you could ever hope to be on the same footing that I am.. I'm capable of dissecting you and what you've said around every corner cupcake. That's who I am, and what I do. I've been ripping apart buttercups piece by piece for a very long time now. What makes you think that you're any different? Is it because Nirvana taught you? Like I said, he had a part in teaching me as well, yet so did Redd, Shadow, Aj and Peter Steele. I found a way to use all of their teachings to nurture my own way of going about things in this business. I'm fully capable of story telling just like you are but I'm not about beating around the bush. I will most definitely plant some bugs in a persons ear to push someone though. I find that to be an effective way to get someone heated. Yet normally, I'd rather get straight to the point. Although Mya, you are one of those few people that I've used a little birdie to plant ideas in your head. And you've bit on the hook just as much as Glenn Owen did. Yeah, I think this is around a year anniversary for the last time I employed that strategy but it's good to see that it still works.
If you hadn't noticed, I'm not bitching about your shoot interview, I simply find it hilarious. For one, that you'd consider that to be a shoot promo and two that I got under your skin enough for you to try to match me shoot for shoot. Just like I told Reno, you're fucking childs play Mya. Honestly; you've got no business fighting me. I should've shot higher, Emerson is more of a champion than you are and Redd is on a whole different level than all of us. Yet, Redd will be next, I hope he sees this. I'm a fanatic when it comes to standing up to Redd. Him and I speak a similar language and see things in a similar yet different light. However, I've dedicated this moment of my time to put a jobber in her place while trying to push a veteran of SFT.
As far as you being pissed about threats that I had given.. They weren't threats cupcake. Everything I said was obviously a promise at this point. I don't care how much you rag.. I'll still cave your skull in.. You should've done your research before you tried to come at me where I'm the most comfortable but you misfired. And the title of your promo was the most comical part of it. Like you had something to say that would simply crush me. Psh... You're an idiot, I've faced a lot of stupid people in my many years of doing this but you top the cake. The rest of your comments about me wanting what you think should be yours, yes the World title has no effect on me. I've already made it known that I don't want that pathetic title you stupid cunt.
I pissed myself in the back? What great shoot from our undisputed champion....
(Rumpke LAUGHS OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!)
Yeah, with that being said, I've got nothing more to say here. I'm done beating on the purest form of stupidity (Not ignorance). See you soon cupcake.
(Rumpke winks at the camera as the scene slowly fades to nothing...)
