Post by louiscypher on Jul 12, 2018 12:52:42 GMT -5
When I was 19. I was obsessed with learning about a demon called Aza. As it turns out Aza was a blind angel. Cast from heaven along with the Morningstar. Aza was a flawed angel, he was blind. But that never stopped him from seeing. Being blind gave him clarity that few in heaven or hell could ever comprehend. Aza helped form the bowels of what we now call hell. Aza was intelligent but his hatred for the All Father grew with each millenia. That hate changed him. While his blindness stayed, other aspects of him grew. His appetite, his stench, his arms and legs. He changed in every aspect that after so long he didnt even come close to being an Angel.
Aza lost the ability to speak. All Father tried to restore his sight as he felt pit for Aza. But Aza did not take kindly to the gift and tore his new eyes back out. Aza became the demon of the blind, you see blind people also commit crimes, also hold hate and sin deep in their hearts. I became amused by a handicap demon for the handicapped. Who wouldnt.
And the reason I bring up Aza, is that Rumpke is like that. Handicapped by his own demons. You Rumpke are unhinged not because of the life you led. But because of the life you erased. When I hear you speak, when I see you wrestle. All I know is that there is something deep inside you that is broken. And you must know it. You must sense it. Like Aza you dont need eyes to see that there is something deeply wrong with you Rumpke.
But all is not lost. I am here to help you. Call me Dr. Cypher. Now I am no Sigmund Freud. But I have insight. And Rumpke, all you need in life is a simple slap to the face. Yes its that simple. A slap to wake you up. A slap to realign your shockra. A simple slap to the face can do that and so much more.
So Rumpke I am going to help you out. Gonna shut you up and slap you. Am I a good friend or what?
No need to answer that I already know the answer. There are two types of individuals in this world. Those who slap and those who get slapped. I am the slaper. You are the slapee.
And dont try praying to Aza. Aza stop hearing prayers long ago. Now Aza only runs towards those who win, those who sin and those who sing. Yes, he has some hatred for someone who sings. Strange I know. But what is a demon to do.
I am no longer 19. but even in my current age, I still remember Aza. And hope to one day meet him in person, if only to stay in awe of his infinite power.
Ta ta for now Rumpke, see you soon.
Fade to black
Aza lost the ability to speak. All Father tried to restore his sight as he felt pit for Aza. But Aza did not take kindly to the gift and tore his new eyes back out. Aza became the demon of the blind, you see blind people also commit crimes, also hold hate and sin deep in their hearts. I became amused by a handicap demon for the handicapped. Who wouldnt.
And the reason I bring up Aza, is that Rumpke is like that. Handicapped by his own demons. You Rumpke are unhinged not because of the life you led. But because of the life you erased. When I hear you speak, when I see you wrestle. All I know is that there is something deep inside you that is broken. And you must know it. You must sense it. Like Aza you dont need eyes to see that there is something deeply wrong with you Rumpke.
But all is not lost. I am here to help you. Call me Dr. Cypher. Now I am no Sigmund Freud. But I have insight. And Rumpke, all you need in life is a simple slap to the face. Yes its that simple. A slap to wake you up. A slap to realign your shockra. A simple slap to the face can do that and so much more.
So Rumpke I am going to help you out. Gonna shut you up and slap you. Am I a good friend or what?
No need to answer that I already know the answer. There are two types of individuals in this world. Those who slap and those who get slapped. I am the slaper. You are the slapee.
And dont try praying to Aza. Aza stop hearing prayers long ago. Now Aza only runs towards those who win, those who sin and those who sing. Yes, he has some hatred for someone who sings. Strange I know. But what is a demon to do.
I am no longer 19. but even in my current age, I still remember Aza. And hope to one day meet him in person, if only to stay in awe of his infinite power.
Ta ta for now Rumpke, see you soon.
Fade to black
