Post by louiscypher on Jul 11, 2018 14:49:23 GMT -5
Rumpke, Rumpke, Rumpke, my boy what is wrong with you? In this day and age, where people have very small attention spans, you decided to stand in front of a camera and speak for 27 minutes? Really?
In this day and age, no one can concentrate on anything longer than 4 minutes. Its true, look it up, youll see reputable sites like CNN and CBS who have done studies. When I was watching your promo, I would hit fast forward and you it just kept going, Id forward some more and you were still going, and going and going and going. Didnt you learn anything about what I said? Less is more my boy. Less is more!
People were probably watching your promo or trying to watch your promo and their eyes were glazing over. If you dont get to a major point in under 4 minutes you lose your audience and you cant get them back. Thats the problem with you. You are so gung ho about proving some point, that you keep on talking and you dont stop, after four minutes your audience loses interest and you could be saying theres a huge meteor hearded for earth and we’re all gonna die. And no one would hear you because you talked so long, people lost interest. I lost interest after two minutes.
You know what it reminded me of? Back in the 80s and even the 90s, when I was a kid, WWF used to come out on NBC saturday mornings, and I would of course watch, it was a full hour but mostly just people talking and talking and showing clips form past matches, by the end of the hour, we would get 1 match, and occasion 2 matches, I would be screaming for them to shut up and stop wasting my time but of course they never did.
That is what you reminded me of. Old school smack talker that never shut up. This is the information age my friend. People look for what they need and move on. No one stays for all the other stuff. So Rumpke, stop making people fast forward through you and your words, and just get to the point.
I cant stand toe to toe with you in a hardcore match. I have never really been in any hardcore matches. So you have an advantage. But Rumpke, I think before I speak. I think long and hard, and try to get to the point as best and as quickly as I can, so people dont zone out on me, like I did yesterday on you.
Maybe if I watch 2-3 minutes of your promo each day I might be done by next month? Maybe hahahahaha
Well Rumpke ole boy, that is it for me, see finished in 3 minutes and 33 seconds. Perfect!
Fade to black
In this day and age, no one can concentrate on anything longer than 4 minutes. Its true, look it up, youll see reputable sites like CNN and CBS who have done studies. When I was watching your promo, I would hit fast forward and you it just kept going, Id forward some more and you were still going, and going and going and going. Didnt you learn anything about what I said? Less is more my boy. Less is more!
People were probably watching your promo or trying to watch your promo and their eyes were glazing over. If you dont get to a major point in under 4 minutes you lose your audience and you cant get them back. Thats the problem with you. You are so gung ho about proving some point, that you keep on talking and you dont stop, after four minutes your audience loses interest and you could be saying theres a huge meteor hearded for earth and we’re all gonna die. And no one would hear you because you talked so long, people lost interest. I lost interest after two minutes.
You know what it reminded me of? Back in the 80s and even the 90s, when I was a kid, WWF used to come out on NBC saturday mornings, and I would of course watch, it was a full hour but mostly just people talking and talking and showing clips form past matches, by the end of the hour, we would get 1 match, and occasion 2 matches, I would be screaming for them to shut up and stop wasting my time but of course they never did.
That is what you reminded me of. Old school smack talker that never shut up. This is the information age my friend. People look for what they need and move on. No one stays for all the other stuff. So Rumpke, stop making people fast forward through you and your words, and just get to the point.
I cant stand toe to toe with you in a hardcore match. I have never really been in any hardcore matches. So you have an advantage. But Rumpke, I think before I speak. I think long and hard, and try to get to the point as best and as quickly as I can, so people dont zone out on me, like I did yesterday on you.
Maybe if I watch 2-3 minutes of your promo each day I might be done by next month? Maybe hahahahaha
Well Rumpke ole boy, that is it for me, see finished in 3 minutes and 33 seconds. Perfect!
Fade to black
