Post by louiscypher on Jul 10, 2018 16:26:48 GMT -5
There is this monolith deep in the Aegean Sea. It protudes from the ocean like a gigantic black finger, smooth rock that, waves crashing all around it. Trying to knock it from its place, yet the large stone does not move, does not budge. Divers have estimated this large formation goes does at least 2 miles, to the very bottom of that sea.
There are many theories. None hold water though. Some thought of it as some sort of ancient landing. Ships might see this from the sky. That particular theory is from ancient aliens conspiracy people. Then there are those who think that monolith could be some ancient doorway to hell. I personally like that one myself. Then there are those who think some ancient civilization built it. Pretty much there are at least a 1000 theories. And none of us will ever know the truth. Maybe it just grew naturally? Doubtful but probable.
At the end of the day its a mystery. One that will go unsolved. But it will be talked about for a long time. It has appeared on shows like Unsolved Mysteries and the History Channel. I personally find it quite intriguing. But there are some mysteries a lot less prudent. Take Rumpke, some would say he is an enigma trapped inside a mystery. I just think he’s a spaz kid, trapped inside the body of a man.
When I think of Rumpke I keep hearing the song We will rock you from Queen. Not sure why but its what I hear. Rumpke when you talk, you talk, and talk and talk and talk, and talk some more. But right now boyo, I am the one doing the talking. I am the world champion. Not you. I am the one who is waiting on you to say something. Whats a matter Rumpke? Cat got your tongue?
Or should I ask What ya gonna do when Rumpke runs wild on you?
(starts a sort of baseball chant)
Rumpke.., Rumpke.., Rumpke..
Rumpke you are about to run full speed into a real life Monolith. It is who I am. You can try your best to figure me out, but in the end you never will. I am far more complicated than your mind can grasp. Trust me on that.
That is all for today.
Fade to black
There are many theories. None hold water though. Some thought of it as some sort of ancient landing. Ships might see this from the sky. That particular theory is from ancient aliens conspiracy people. Then there are those who think that monolith could be some ancient doorway to hell. I personally like that one myself. Then there are those who think some ancient civilization built it. Pretty much there are at least a 1000 theories. And none of us will ever know the truth. Maybe it just grew naturally? Doubtful but probable.
At the end of the day its a mystery. One that will go unsolved. But it will be talked about for a long time. It has appeared on shows like Unsolved Mysteries and the History Channel. I personally find it quite intriguing. But there are some mysteries a lot less prudent. Take Rumpke, some would say he is an enigma trapped inside a mystery. I just think he’s a spaz kid, trapped inside the body of a man.
When I think of Rumpke I keep hearing the song We will rock you from Queen. Not sure why but its what I hear. Rumpke when you talk, you talk, and talk and talk and talk, and talk some more. But right now boyo, I am the one doing the talking. I am the world champion. Not you. I am the one who is waiting on you to say something. Whats a matter Rumpke? Cat got your tongue?
Or should I ask What ya gonna do when Rumpke runs wild on you?
(starts a sort of baseball chant)
Rumpke.., Rumpke.., Rumpke..
Rumpke you are about to run full speed into a real life Monolith. It is who I am. You can try your best to figure me out, but in the end you never will. I am far more complicated than your mind can grasp. Trust me on that.
That is all for today.
Fade to black