Post by Emerson on May 4, 2018 14:41:11 GMT -5
Emerson is at Chuck e Cheese. Sitting at a table alone while his son is nearby playing video games. The noise is almost unbearable and there seems to be a zillion kids running around. Its kid chaos at its finest. A waitress passes nearby and sees just how unhappy he is and says “you know sir we sell mugs of beer and pitchers, that always seems to help the parents”.
I smile at her as if saying how kind. But I know no drinking, not so early and not on a Friday afternoon. Maybe just maybe I will drink a beer tonight after my son has gone to sleep but that is a big maybe.
Time goes by really slow when we are stuck doing something we don't like. Or in a very bad place. Chuck e cheese just happens to be both. Lucky me. So I am here wondering how I got tricked into coming here?
I guess I may be no superman but I try to be a superdad. Hah
So I guess I should think about my upcoming match. I got teamed up with Saint Jude. What can I say about Jude? The man everything and a bag of chips and leave it at that.
Now my opponents on the other hand is totally different. Andrew and Jamo. Dang even after all this time, Jamo’s name still sounds like part of the old McDonald farm song. Hahaha.
Andrew and Jamo have a little bit to boast about, one won the IC title, the other the world title. Pretty quickly I might add. But after that we haven't heard a peep from them. The ex world champ and ex Intercontinental champ and they seem to have dropped off the face of the earth.
Well not much I can do to force them to speak. I guess they will scream instead of speak come Titans. Scream in pain, scream in humiliation at the pain that Jude and I will inflict. For some time now people have been wanting to see if I have a bit of a mean streak in me. Well I do, not a big one but I do. And that will show up come Titans.
You know what I should do? After Jude and I decimate Andrew and Jamo we should take their decimated and knocked out carcasses here to Chuck E Cheese and just leave them tied down and bolted to one of these tables for a full day. I mean I know its cruel and unusual punishment but you know they kinda deserve it.
So Andrew, so Jamo, prepare yourselves for hell on earth or better known as Chuck E Cheese! I know what the fans are thinking. Jeez Em, thats pretty awful even for guys like that. Not even hardened San Quentin criminals deserve a fate like Chuck E Cheese. Well the punishment will fit the crime. And they brought this upon themselves.
Nothing more I can do and nothing more I can say.
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I smile at her as if saying how kind. But I know no drinking, not so early and not on a Friday afternoon. Maybe just maybe I will drink a beer tonight after my son has gone to sleep but that is a big maybe.
Time goes by really slow when we are stuck doing something we don't like. Or in a very bad place. Chuck e cheese just happens to be both. Lucky me. So I am here wondering how I got tricked into coming here?
I guess I may be no superman but I try to be a superdad. Hah
So I guess I should think about my upcoming match. I got teamed up with Saint Jude. What can I say about Jude? The man everything and a bag of chips and leave it at that.
Now my opponents on the other hand is totally different. Andrew and Jamo. Dang even after all this time, Jamo’s name still sounds like part of the old McDonald farm song. Hahaha.
Andrew and Jamo have a little bit to boast about, one won the IC title, the other the world title. Pretty quickly I might add. But after that we haven't heard a peep from them. The ex world champ and ex Intercontinental champ and they seem to have dropped off the face of the earth.
Well not much I can do to force them to speak. I guess they will scream instead of speak come Titans. Scream in pain, scream in humiliation at the pain that Jude and I will inflict. For some time now people have been wanting to see if I have a bit of a mean streak in me. Well I do, not a big one but I do. And that will show up come Titans.
You know what I should do? After Jude and I decimate Andrew and Jamo we should take their decimated and knocked out carcasses here to Chuck E Cheese and just leave them tied down and bolted to one of these tables for a full day. I mean I know its cruel and unusual punishment but you know they kinda deserve it.
So Andrew, so Jamo, prepare yourselves for hell on earth or better known as Chuck E Cheese! I know what the fans are thinking. Jeez Em, thats pretty awful even for guys like that. Not even hardened San Quentin criminals deserve a fate like Chuck E Cheese. Well the punishment will fit the crime. And they brought this upon themselves.
Nothing more I can do and nothing more I can say.
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