Post by Jack Jones on Apr 30, 2018 12:58:00 GMT -5
Jack is sitting by the pig pen, where his hogs and pigs are munching out on some carrots, tomatoes and cabbages. He looks at the camera and then speaks.
Well hello there Mr. Fancy Pants. How are you doing today? Yes Mr. Amazing I am calling you Mr. Fancy Pants. Ash couldn't of said it better himself. So Fancy you are back in SFT. Well la di da. Someone call Jesus Christ and tell him we’ve been saved by Sir Mixalot over here, wait I’m sorry that's not you. You’re Mr. Fancy Pants, our lord and savior, thank you, thank you, thank you Sir Fancy Pants. Well what can I say. I am so amped I watched a double dose of Hee Haw.
Ahh I am kidding, never saw Hee Haw it was before my time. But it sure is fun to say, say it with me Mr. Fancy, HEE HAW! Ha, just having a little fun with you Fancy. But in all earnest I am happy to see you back, it was kinda quiet here without having you parade back and forth in the back, like a peacock showing his feathers. Only problem I ever had with you was your name. You are Mr. Amazing, right? But you aren't amazing me or anyone. I wish you would but so far in your career here in SFT you have been all bark and no bite.
There are people in the world that aren't fancy pants and they work their butts off to get what they wanted. I am not saying you aren't like that but what I am saying is that they don't go around calling themselves, Mr. Awesome. Or Mister Fantastic, wait, there is a guy named Mr. Fantastic, but I hated this movie and the rest of the F4. OK better example, guys going by the name Mr. Terrific. You get my point? Do you get my drift? Do you?
Nod if you understand. If you do then good. If you don't, ahh heck it wont matter. I’ll do to you again what I did to you last Titans. Twas a fun night, at least for me it was.
I was brought up in a strict home. And told to never have an ego that will get you in trouble. I think someone should of said the same to you. Showed you that a humble life is a good life. But some of us have to learn that the right way, right Mr. Fancy Pants?
Yeah that's right.
Well I think that's pretty much it for me. Till next time, see you on Titans Mr. Fancy Pants.
Fade to light
