Post by louiscypher on May 25, 2022 14:20:43 GMT -5
We see Louis walking around a department store. He is shopping for socks. Yes you heard that correctly. Socks. Even Louis needs socks
“Hello there people. Thank you for joining me on my little expedition here today. Do you all have any idea how many types and brands of socks there are? Its like a buffet of socks, I tell you what. Ha, threw in some king of the hill right there incase you all think I would talk like that.”
Louis stops walking and looks straight at the camera.
“So Titans a few weeks back came and went and I did what I said I would I went to Titans, stepped in the ring with Travis. Beat Travis, and became world champion. Exactly like I predicted. Heck I should open a 900 number and tell people their futures. Make some old school money that way. Hahahaha.”
Louis goes back to shopping.
“Summer is over so I don’t need tube socks. The thin shoe socks I don’t really like. They do not last long and they rip really easily. Then there are knee high schools, why anyone would need socks that high is beyond me. For atheletes maybe? Who knows? I know I don’t know and I don’t care. What I do care about is Jack Jones. Jack are you feeling lucky? Well are you punk?! Haha got that from an old Clint Eastwood movie. Anyway so the cowboy is back and wanting my bit of gold. Well Jack, first off no. And I mean this dearly. No means no, so take the hint and scram. You are not worthy of this title, heck you arent even worthy of picking out my socks. So no, just no.”
Louis smiles.
“SFT is starting to come alive again and I feel like I am the one to lead it into this next generation.”
Louis smiles again.
“So bad luck for Jack. Back luck for the Jack fans, and bad luck to the rest of the wrestlers. This is Cypher time, so get used to it.”
Louis smiles again as we fade to black.
“Hello there people. Thank you for joining me on my little expedition here today. Do you all have any idea how many types and brands of socks there are? Its like a buffet of socks, I tell you what. Ha, threw in some king of the hill right there incase you all think I would talk like that.”
Louis stops walking and looks straight at the camera.
“So Titans a few weeks back came and went and I did what I said I would I went to Titans, stepped in the ring with Travis. Beat Travis, and became world champion. Exactly like I predicted. Heck I should open a 900 number and tell people their futures. Make some old school money that way. Hahahaha.”
Louis goes back to shopping.
“Summer is over so I don’t need tube socks. The thin shoe socks I don’t really like. They do not last long and they rip really easily. Then there are knee high schools, why anyone would need socks that high is beyond me. For atheletes maybe? Who knows? I know I don’t know and I don’t care. What I do care about is Jack Jones. Jack are you feeling lucky? Well are you punk?! Haha got that from an old Clint Eastwood movie. Anyway so the cowboy is back and wanting my bit of gold. Well Jack, first off no. And I mean this dearly. No means no, so take the hint and scram. You are not worthy of this title, heck you arent even worthy of picking out my socks. So no, just no.”
Louis smiles.
“SFT is starting to come alive again and I feel like I am the one to lead it into this next generation.”
Louis smiles again.
“So bad luck for Jack. Back luck for the Jack fans, and bad luck to the rest of the wrestlers. This is Cypher time, so get used to it.”
Louis smiles again as we fade to black.
