It's time to buildup the Hardcore title's prestige, again!
May 15, 2022 16:37:56 GMT -5
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Post by Rumpke on May 15, 2022 16:37:56 GMT -5
Shrimp: Everywhere I look, I see people always citing factcheck.org to support their arguments for Biden and against Trump. It's sickens me that idiots don't investigate the company they're citing because if they would, they'd see that factcheck.org is heavily donated to from liberal companies such as Big Tech corporations; who have already proven they're out to silence anything negative about our piss poor excuse of a President, Joe Biden... So when those yay-hoo's cite a biased company like Factcheck.org, they're pretty much helping spread the misinformation and disinformation fed to everyone through the likes of CNN and MSNBC! And they do so as if those are the facts, when they usually aren't!!
*Shrimp pauses.*
Shrimp:People, don't be idiotic sheep, do your.....
*Just before Shrimp can finish his sentence with the word, "research". Someone yells, "SHUT UP!" Shrimp instantly looks in the direction the voice came from only to dunk really quick and not even a second later, we see a brick go flying right over his head. The camera then looks in the direction the brick came from and we see Rumpke sitting at a table and has just went back to rolling a joint."
Shrimp: Hey! Calm down! I'm just trying to educate your viewers...
Rumpke: No one wants to hear that garbage! I seriously doubt that anyone cares! That's why the United States is in this situation to begin with!
Shrimp: But! If people..
Rumpke: No buts! People simply don't give a shit until inflation hits, and now that it's starting to rear it's ugly head; people will start caring... This next election will go differently, just calm down on all of the political rambling, especially in my promos! On a side note, do you know who is the most hated person in the world right now?
Shrimp: Joe Biden!!!
Rumpke: Sadly, no.. He should be number 1 and perhaps one day he'll be there again but for now; he's only ranked number 2, try again!
Shrimp: Vladimir Putin?
Rumpke: No, he's after Biden. The most hated individual in the world right now is, Amber Heard!
Shrimp: Okay, what's your point?
Rumpke: Very few people gives a shit about politics. While I some-what agree with you on your stance, I too believe that Joe Biden is the worst President in United States history and he along with Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi needs to be impeached but for now on; I don't want to hear you preaching about politics on my promos! If you want to do that on your promos, that's your business but not on mine! You're fine to hang out or ask for help if you end up needing it again with something like "Spiders" then that's cool!
*Rumpke smirks at Shrimp who is appalled at the thought of the last episode where Bald-Faced Hornets gave him a lesson he'd never forget.*
Shrimp: Hey! That wasn't funny at all!
Rumpke: I thought it was!
*Rumpke winks at Shrimp before he sparks up a joint and takes a puff. The brawler then hands the joint to Shrimp who also takes a drag as the scene fades out.*
My return, it's not been going smoothly. There's been a lot of up and down moments with me in-spite of the victories I've had, mostly in the form of shaking off the rust. Heck, I remember my first match back, it was a standard triple threat match against Twilight and Louis Cypher. It wasn't too long ago and phew; did that reveal that I had a lot of ring-rust... Factor that with a standard match which has always been a lackluster match-type in my eyes, one that's not suited to my "talents" and there's no doubt in my mind why I "almost", lost that match..
Matches with rules have always been a style that I dislike. They're so, plain, there's not much going on in them and I've always seen those style of matches as a boring match that is more tailored to those who are used to being sheltered with rules. It's these rules the prevents wrestlers and brawlers alike from finding out who has heart to keep going in extreme environments without training wheels (rules). Furthermore, it's also my opinion that those who prefer to stay away from Hardcore brawls are actually much weaker than those that actively pursue these types of matches..
Over the course of my on and off 20 year career, I've participated in far more hardcore matches than anyone in SFT history while I continually suffered from addiction issues that I used to think that I'd never beat. I'm thankful that I was wrong regarding me and my addictions. Now don't get me wrong, I still drink, just like I'm engaging in other recreational substances here and there but nowadays; I can finally say that those demons are no longer a way of life that I've constantly got to have. Those drugs, they're strictly recreational.
Anyways, my body, it's got a lot of mileage on it these days. Constant aches and pains from all of the bumps I've taken in the ring plague me even more than they used to but that's just an inconvenient part of growing older. The pain, combined with the fact that I've spent too much time away from SFT to the point where I wasn't training much of the time while I was gone has me working to catch back up with everyone.
Currently, I've got more ring-rust than most and while I was never one of the fastest SFT members; my speed seems to have slowed down even more but even despite these issues. I'm at home when it comes to hardcore brawls. My handicapped state won't benefit Twilight much when he tries to defend the Hardcore title against me due to the fact of all my experience in this hostile environment. I'm sure I will undoubtedly continue to show some rust, even in my preferred match but I'm going to do my best to once again eclipse Twilight in another match despite my handicapped state, just like I did not too long ago in that triple threat standard match!
Twilight, somehow you managed to win the Hardcore title last Titans. From what I saw, everything was even, you and the previous placeholder both made non-existent attempts. In all reality, Travis Dreaming-Hall's charity was beginning to surprise me. In my opinion, the title was better off going to you over that lazy moron, so in the end; I'm glad it gained some prestige from that swap. Yet that's where I draw the line. Twilight, the Hardcore title still deserves more though. And, come Tuesday Night Titans, I'll finally enter my name back into the SFT's Champions section when I take the Hardcore Banner from you.
I'm the only person here that respects the Hardcore Championship. Others have claimed to respect the Hardcore Title but their actions have proven otherwise. Those individuals just looked at it like it was a stepping stone, trying to use it to further their careers to what they thought were better titles.
The fact is that no one, other than me, has ever brought the prestige to that championship is a very real truth. Plenty of people could have, but they wanted to keep the Hardcore title as a safety net while they tried to push on further up the ladder.
In truth, the Hardcore title has been a joke of a title for far too long now, ever since May of 2020 to be exact, and it's time that I take the next step by working to make the Hardcore title more prestigious than SFT's World Title, once again; like I've done multiple of times in the past!
Twilight, I'll see you Tuesday night!
