Post by Jay Impact on Apr 2, 2022 6:13:26 GMT -5
A few hours before Titans, the camera pans around the lockerroom of Jay Impact, who was seen doing some light workout in his locker room as he visited by an unfamiliar female backstage interviewer.
Interviewer: Hi Jay, I wonder if you have a minute to talk...
Jay Impact: .. Whoa! Wait! Wait! Dude! When did you change your changer? Lookin' freaking hot.
Interviewer: Excuse me?!
Jay Impact: Ain't you the Lead Reporter Hartford?
Interviewer: You mean, Harold? Oh new! I just got recruited last week. My name is Jessica!
Jay Impact: Damn! The H.R. Manager is too keen on knowing how to select the right stuff. Anyways! Tell me how can I help you?
Jessica: Jay, I want you to share your thoughts on your match with Louis Cypher tonight.
Jay Impact: Wait! Before we talk about him, shouldn't you be asking me how I flushed out the Flushandra and shut her ego down in Oklahoma City? Or is she been roaming around bribing people to not talk about that? The matter of fact, her defeat had to be headlined and become one of THE best biggest news in the sports entertainment publications. That's why my mom gave me that surname, IMPACT!
Jessica: Of course! Congratulations on your second and most important win Jay. You do deserve an appreciation for that. However, the reason I wanted to talk to you about your match tonight with Cypher is because it is not just a standard match, but a match for the Intercontinental Championship. What's your thoughts on that?
Jay Impact: Intercontinental Title? Wait! Are you talking about title which I never lost? Damn! That's sounds like a good opportunity to retake what rightly belongs to Jay Impact. As for my opponent tonight, so that sounds another fascinating moment by doing a hattrick. You know what hattrick is in sports, Josephine.
Jessica: Its Jessica, Jay. And no I don't.
Jay Impact: 'Jessica Jay'? When did we get married?
Jessica: Excuse Me?
Jay Impact: Nevermind! So the hat-trick is when you do something magical thrice in a row at any sports. In my example that is defeating my opponent for the freaking third time tonight. We have had shared a history, but everytime he walked in against me, he got smashed and pinned. That happened back 2020r, and then it happened in my return match at Titans 130, and it is gonna happen again tonight's mainevent. So, my thoughts on Lucy's Scraper...
Jessica: Louis Cypher!
Jay Impact: Yeah him. Tonight he and I are gonna make a history, I'll give him a hattrick job and in return he's gonna handover the Intercontinental Title to me by the end of the match. Because Louis know that behind the screen, I'm a good comedian. But when you stand toe to toe with me, you better re-check your medical insurance expiry date because you're about to pay some heavy debts.
Jay winks at Jessica and steps back to continue his warmup before the match as the scene fades out.
Interviewer: Hi Jay, I wonder if you have a minute to talk...
Jay Impact: .. Whoa! Wait! Wait! Dude! When did you change your changer? Lookin' freaking hot.
Interviewer: Excuse me?!
Jay Impact: Ain't you the Lead Reporter Hartford?
Interviewer: You mean, Harold? Oh new! I just got recruited last week. My name is Jessica!
Jay Impact: Damn! The H.R. Manager is too keen on knowing how to select the right stuff. Anyways! Tell me how can I help you?
Jessica: Jay, I want you to share your thoughts on your match with Louis Cypher tonight.
Jay Impact: Wait! Before we talk about him, shouldn't you be asking me how I flushed out the Flushandra and shut her ego down in Oklahoma City? Or is she been roaming around bribing people to not talk about that? The matter of fact, her defeat had to be headlined and become one of THE best biggest news in the sports entertainment publications. That's why my mom gave me that surname, IMPACT!
Jessica: Of course! Congratulations on your second and most important win Jay. You do deserve an appreciation for that. However, the reason I wanted to talk to you about your match tonight with Cypher is because it is not just a standard match, but a match for the Intercontinental Championship. What's your thoughts on that?
Jay Impact: Intercontinental Title? Wait! Are you talking about title which I never lost? Damn! That's sounds like a good opportunity to retake what rightly belongs to Jay Impact. As for my opponent tonight, so that sounds another fascinating moment by doing a hattrick. You know what hattrick is in sports, Josephine.
Jessica: Its Jessica, Jay. And no I don't.
Jay Impact: 'Jessica Jay'? When did we get married?
Jessica: Excuse Me?
Jay Impact: Nevermind! So the hat-trick is when you do something magical thrice in a row at any sports. In my example that is defeating my opponent for the freaking third time tonight. We have had shared a history, but everytime he walked in against me, he got smashed and pinned. That happened back 2020r, and then it happened in my return match at Titans 130, and it is gonna happen again tonight's mainevent. So, my thoughts on Lucy's Scraper...
Jessica: Louis Cypher!
Jay Impact: Yeah him. Tonight he and I are gonna make a history, I'll give him a hattrick job and in return he's gonna handover the Intercontinental Title to me by the end of the match. Because Louis know that behind the screen, I'm a good comedian. But when you stand toe to toe with me, you better re-check your medical insurance expiry date because you're about to pay some heavy debts.
Jay winks at Jessica and steps back to continue his warmup before the match as the scene fades out.
