Post by theshrimp on Aug 29, 2021 17:50:38 GMT -5
Date: 8/25/2021
Location: A SFT dark show @ The State Farm Arena located in Altanta, Georgia.
(The scene opens up at The State Farm Arena in downtown Atlanta, Georgia. A SFT, dark show is currently in progress. There's only a little bit of time left before this show concludes but before it does. "Livewire" by ACDC begins blasting over the arena's sound system.)
~The Shrimp~, Rick Craig!
(Flashes across the Strike-Tron and the crowd immediately erupts in boo's. Seconds later, the little bastard walks out through the curtain which leads to the backstage area. There's a mischievous smirk on his face as Rick looks out at all of the fans in attendance. The Shrimp, then reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a microphone. After the microphone is in his right hand, he signals with his available hand for the audio technician to cut the music while saying.)
~The Shrimp~ That's enough music.. I'm not here on a pleasant basis. For some reason, that fat hippopotamus, Harold, listened to a twisted idiotic addict about booking me out of the blue; with no warning...
(The crowd boos.)
~The Shrimp~ I know, right! Heck, I thought that I'd have to sign some sort of paperwork before I came back but no.... Harold simply took that asshole, Rumpke's suggestion and put it to work!
(The crowd boos even louder as Shrimp nods in agreement. Shrimp's head, it continues to nod, even during a shift in the audience's interaction. Their boos, they transition to a chant, "Shrimp Sucks" and he is still nodding his head for a flat 2 to 3 seconds after the chant started, when suddenly he realized that the crowd wasn't booing to support his (Shrimp's) complaints but instead; they were booing at the fact that Shrimp is back in SFT!)
(Upon realization of this cold, hard, fact. The Shrimp gasps loudly as an expression of horror briefly sweeps across Shrimp's face. This look, it lasts roughly 5 to 6 seconds all while his face slowly goes from it's normal beige complexion to a beet red shade. Then suddenly, the little bastard lashes out!)
~The Shrimp~ Filthy ingrates! Everyone of you! I wasn't required to come over here to this ran down, democratic city! No!
(The crowd's former chant diminishes, giving way for a collaboration of boos!)
~The Shrimp~ There was no signed contract, hell; I'm not even on the SFT wrestling roster! So, I could have chose to not show up at all, which would have...
(The crowd instantly interrupts Shrimp's statement with cheers at the thought of not having to listen to this obnoxious ass anymore this evening.)
(Clearly frustrated with the lack of respect that this responsive crowd is giving him. The Shrimp's beet red face is now starting to become blue, presumably from not breathing.)
~Shrimp~ That's it! The gloves are coming off for all of you unpatriotic wimps!
(Shrimp vigorously nods his head in approval for a few seconds as if his mind is already at the endgame; These vigorous nods happen all while he throws in...)
~Shrimp~ Yep! That's right! It's now war! Not only with this dismal city that you all live in but! I'm also going to embarrass this whole state and it's faulty heritage because of (Shrimp starts pointing at the whole crowd) all of your actions!!!
(The crowd, for the most part, besides a few random chuckles; is silent, possibly in anticipation of what this small firecracker has planned. All while "The Shrimp's" mouth continues to move at a fast pace. His face is a shade that resembles a blueberry's color while he forcefully pushes the following statement out.)
~Shrimp~ Then! Once I'm done with all of you! And! Your entire state full of rejects; while the dust is still trying to settle. I'm going to dismantle that amnesic imbecile, Louis Cypher, who had forgotten about the last time I beat him! With ease! Yeah...
(Shrimp sighs in the relief of oxygen that's finally replenishing in his deprived blood stream all while his facial expression resembles that of a defiant snarl. And, yes, he's still nodding his noggin!)
(After a good breather which consisted of 8 to 9 seconds, The Shrimp, he calmly says...)
~Shrimp~ Historically speaking, Georgia has mostly been a pathetic state...
(Milli-seconds later, his hand, which is free of holding a microphone, it shoots up before he dives into a tear that's centered around the whole state's heritage!)
~Shrimp~ For example: Just before the Revolutionary War, they heavily remained on Britain's side, despite the fact that they weren't often fond of British rule.
~Shrimp~ The main reason these Georgians primarily remained on Britain's side was because your ancestors, they could hardly defend themselves; against unorganized barbarous Indians...
~Shrimp~ Since they, being your ancestors; couldn't take out small tribes, there was no way that they'd stand a chance against Britain's main rival at the time; Spain who controlled Florida. Heck... this state of what is likely most of your (Shrimp points to all of the fans in attendance while he finishes the statement) heritage... It obviously wouldn't of even stood a chance at fending off the Revolutionary Army when it came down to going to war in favor of the Patriots either!
(The boos instantly exploded after Shrimp finished his latest statement but the fiery asshole, he doesn't pause at all. What he does do, is raise his voice even louder because he simply refuses to be drowned out by an arena full of imbecilic ingrates.)
~Shrimp~ Shoot! They were asked to join the "patriots" sometime between 1773 to 1774 and they stood pat; like the cowards that they were! Yep, and it wasn't until 1776 when they finally decided to send delegates to the recently formed, "First Congress" of The United States located in Philadelphia!
~Shrimp~ So, your cowardly ancestors...
(The volume of the crowds boo's begin to ramp up even more, in turn; so does the volume and aggressiveness of Shrimp's voice. Along with this, Shrimp's complexion once again begins to shift from a beige color to a light red as he defiantly continues on.)
~Shrimp~ Those Georgian losers! They put up with British rule until 1776, even though they were asked to send delegates to help contribute to the Revolutionary war much sooner than that!
~Shrimp~ It's likely that they caved in because the British were too busy dealing with not only the French, the Spanish and the American Patriots but more likely due to the fact that the powerhouse that was England, they had to deal with all three at once! And! When the Brits couldn't help defend their, being "Georgia's", boundaries; Your ancestor's loyalty to a cause, in this particular case being loyal to the British, it was proven in the history books to be wavering shortly after the Brits couldn't do something for them! And! this is from the very beginning of Georgia's history but I'm not done with your lot at all!
(The loud boo's are now rumbling through the arena while Shrimp not only smirks with pleasure but he also nods his head in approval just before he cranks up the volume of his voice even louder!)
~Shrimp~ Since, your ancestors! Were no longer getting something from the Brits, in the form of protection! They decided to do what was in their, as well as, (Shrimp points out too the crowd once again) MOST OF YOUR BLOOD!!! They, just like you have recently done, last election and we'll get into that soon! Anyways, Georgian's became pathetic turncoats like the worthless individuals that they were!
(Okay, the little shit has done it now! The boo's have slightly diminished due to the fact that a small portion of the crowd has now started to test the arena's security detail by trying to jump over the guard rails with hopes of going after Shrimp still hasn't stopped talking, even during the skirmish.)
~Shrimp~ Hell! Too top that worthlessly pathetic portion, of that Georgian Era off; if we could call it an Era! The Georgians were in a great position to do some significant damage to the British during that war. Georgia, it was at the perfect position to flank England's forces, whenever England's southern forces tried to move north, in order to support other British regiments, yet!!!
~Shrimp~ Those helpless individuals couldn't even do that one job correctly! They, much like all of you are failures! That's likely due to the fact that Georgians weren't accustomed to, actually fighting, yet alone coming up with a battle plan!!!! That was obvious when they weren't even able to defend, "Savannah", you know, Georgia's capital, against the British, this battle, it happened in, 1779!!! Well after they, the Georgians, turned their coats too match, newly favorable colors!
(At this time, the crowd, it's on the verge of transitioning into a full blown riot. I'm sure that it won't take much more fuel to turn the crowd's current flame, into an outright explosion of chaotic aspirations for putting down the mouthy Shrimp. While the security detail currently does have the situation under control, barely, I'm not sure how much longer this will be contained. Especially if Shrimp continues to push these folks beyond the state where they "pop", in a bad way!)
(Yet, to Shrimp, at this point, it doesn't matter. Not only does he believe that he's continually thinking 10 steps ahead of the crowd but he's actually out to push what he see's as an ungrateful crowd to the point where there's utter chaos inside this arena. Too simply put it, he wants them to riot.)
~Shrimp~ Georgia, the perfect flank force, they had 3 full years to come up with a plan to not only attack the British when they moved north but also to defend their capital if/when it came under attack. Too make matters worse, the dunce's at Savannah, also had French and Continental support; all while Spain remained a threat against the British Southern Forces...
~Shrimp~ Yet! After all of the help Georgia had! Your ancestors, their main contribution(s) to the Revolutionary war, wasn't only to lose their capital... But their other main donation to this highly important cause was to simply fail around every single corner! All while the Battle of Savannah was to be recognized for the second deadliest war during that particular war, even though the Georgians had all of that help!!!
~Shrimp~ Obviously, Georgian citizens lacked the intelligence to elect competent officials back in the day and nothing has changed to this very day!
(That ladies and gentlemen was the straw that broke the camel's back! Pretty much the whole arena, is now flooding the guardrails. Shrimp starts to "run for the hills" when he's suddenly tackled to the ground by an Atlanta police officer. It takes no time for other police officers to get Shrimp into handcuffs before they quickly rush the little bastard out of the ringside area. Shrimp was arrested for willingly inciting a riot and he's currently on his way to the county jail.)
(Based on what we're seeing here, he's a lucky shrimp due to the fact that a large portion of the fans are now trying to clear the rails before they'd obviously rush where that mouthy prick was previously standing. Suddenly, some people begin cheering loudly at what they'd just seen. The cheers, they spread like a wild fire on a windy dry day..)
(There's some fans that doesn't realize what has transpired and the camera focuses in on them as they continue to attempt getting past the security guards. The scene suddenly fades to black.)
