Post by Emerson on Oct 13, 2020 16:42:16 GMT -5
Emerson is seen walking his cat.
For some reason this stupid cant dont like being walked in a leash. Oh well. My cats name is Spot. Yes I know thats a dogs name but I like to be a bit unconventional.
(The cat stops walking and just refuses to go any further just sits there licking its paws)
Come on kitty lets go, its too hot out here, do your business and lets go home.
A nice young lady in a pink tshirt and white jeans walks up and says “you know Cats arent like dogs they really dont want to be on a leash nor walked. You have to get a kitty litter box so it can do its business there or just let it out and let it find its way outside.
Emerson: But what if he gets lost? Or run over.
Lady: Thats a chance you have to take with cats. But if you are really that worried then just get the box.
Emerson: then my house will smell.
Lady: Not if you empty it frequenty.
Emerson: This cat seems like a lot of work.
Lady: Uh well not really, Cats are pretty self sufficent. You havent had a lot of cats have you?
Emerson: No when I was a kid I had a goldfish.
Lady laughs: My name is Teresa and I live right over there apt 4 (she points at her building) If you ever need help with whats your cats name?
Emerson: His name is Spot, I am Emerson, but everyone calls me Em
Lady: Nice to meet you Em. Goodluck with Spot and walks off laughing/
Emerson: See Spot you’re good for one thing, I met a nice lady cause of you. You’re getting a full can of tuna tonight. Yes you are. Good kitty.
Em and Spot walk back to their home. Emerson takes off the leash off Spot and goes about reading his mail. Lots of junk mail pretty and bills. I guess I been putting this off long enough. Lets get to Candace.
Dear Candace the ball has ended long ago. Your carriage has turned into a pumpkin and you are still here. Well good for you. But the party is over and now the real work begins. But it seems now you got yourself a dance partner? Jack is a good kid. Honestly I dont see you two working out. He is a good guy and you are not. You are too aggressive and he is not. Yes its true opposites attrack. But you would overshadow him, you would try to change him. And thats one person that shouldnt be change. There is a peace in him, its clear and very calming. While you are a tornado, no matter what you say or what you think, you will sully him. Best you just let him go now and save him a world of hurt. You I dont think can get hurt not like him. He was right when he said you were strong, probably too strong.
And concentrating on him will hurt you in the match. If you lose focus for a moment I will take that world title and not even your new boyfriend will be able to bail you out.
Fade to black
For some reason this stupid cant dont like being walked in a leash. Oh well. My cats name is Spot. Yes I know thats a dogs name but I like to be a bit unconventional.
(The cat stops walking and just refuses to go any further just sits there licking its paws)
Come on kitty lets go, its too hot out here, do your business and lets go home.
A nice young lady in a pink tshirt and white jeans walks up and says “you know Cats arent like dogs they really dont want to be on a leash nor walked. You have to get a kitty litter box so it can do its business there or just let it out and let it find its way outside.
Emerson: But what if he gets lost? Or run over.
Lady: Thats a chance you have to take with cats. But if you are really that worried then just get the box.
Emerson: then my house will smell.
Lady: Not if you empty it frequenty.
Emerson: This cat seems like a lot of work.
Lady: Uh well not really, Cats are pretty self sufficent. You havent had a lot of cats have you?
Emerson: No when I was a kid I had a goldfish.
Lady laughs: My name is Teresa and I live right over there apt 4 (she points at her building) If you ever need help with whats your cats name?
Emerson: His name is Spot, I am Emerson, but everyone calls me Em
Lady: Nice to meet you Em. Goodluck with Spot and walks off laughing/
Emerson: See Spot you’re good for one thing, I met a nice lady cause of you. You’re getting a full can of tuna tonight. Yes you are. Good kitty.
Em and Spot walk back to their home. Emerson takes off the leash off Spot and goes about reading his mail. Lots of junk mail pretty and bills. I guess I been putting this off long enough. Lets get to Candace.
Dear Candace the ball has ended long ago. Your carriage has turned into a pumpkin and you are still here. Well good for you. But the party is over and now the real work begins. But it seems now you got yourself a dance partner? Jack is a good kid. Honestly I dont see you two working out. He is a good guy and you are not. You are too aggressive and he is not. Yes its true opposites attrack. But you would overshadow him, you would try to change him. And thats one person that shouldnt be change. There is a peace in him, its clear and very calming. While you are a tornado, no matter what you say or what you think, you will sully him. Best you just let him go now and save him a world of hurt. You I dont think can get hurt not like him. He was right when he said you were strong, probably too strong.
And concentrating on him will hurt you in the match. If you lose focus for a moment I will take that world title and not even your new boyfriend will be able to bail you out.
Fade to black
