Post by louiscypher on Nov 21, 2019 14:49:53 GMT -5
Scene is at an amusement park. There is something inherently wrong about amusement parks. You stand in line over an hour to ride something that lasts less than 2 minutes. Nowadays everyone is scared of clowns. I do not understand that phobia. Clowns are funny, and sad at times, but its all good fun.
And right now SFT is my amusement park. And Rumpke is that clown that everyone is afraid of, but I cant stop laughing at him. Every clown has his shtick. Rumpke fancies himself the stone cold steve austin of SFT. Problem is Stone Cold was a joke. A pitiful joke at that. How many people in this world can go around drinking alcohol on the job and using curse words and flipping people the bird? No one, no one at all, not even rock stars. Everyone that I knew as a teenager used to be like that, and all those beer drinking curse word flipping off friends of mine are in jailor have passed on. Stone Cold was a joke and a bigger joke that people cheer him on. So Rumpke you are SFT’s version of stone cold. You talk and talk and talk and you hear people cheering you own, except its all in your head. No one is cheering you on, we’re all just laughing at you.
But fret not my loveable loser. People love to laugh, it is what brings us out of depressions and out of bad states in our lives. So you do serve a purpose of that you must know I am sincere. You make me smile on hard days, you make me laugh till I cry on bad days. And for that I thank you. Without you in SFT life would be unbearable.
When I see you make your way to the ring I secretly cheer for you. Who doesnt want that loveable loser in your life to suceed? But its not as funny when the loveable loser is unaware he is the butt of everyones jokes.
Rumpke you are a joke. you’re like that old high school friend who is still wearing that blue jean jacket from the 90s. The guy who still has those Metallica patches on it. Still rocking those ripped jeans from high school, still smelling of cigarrettes and drakar. Still watching WWE on TV and smelling what the rock is cooookkkkkingggggggggggggg!!!!!!!! Its a joke, you are a joke, but I am glad for it.
I figure without you life in SFT would be too boring to work with. You make SFT fun and for that you cannot be thanked enough. I know I know I know, you are probably thinking this guy is one minute telling me I am a joke next minute thanking me, what the heck? It is both, I am putting you down and telling you thank you at the same time. I am just that type of quandry myelf.
I am not the blue jean wearing beer drinking drakar smelling fool. Me? I drink martini’s, my cigarrettes come in a silver box, I smell of Ford Tuscan leather (over 800 dollars a bottle). I wear a three piece suit. I speak eloquently. I carry myself as such. I do not bow down to lesser people or speak in a lesser manner. I am better than everyone and I know it.
Time you knew it too Rumpke.
Cypher goes on about his day at the amusement park enjoying the last days the place will soon close for winter. But for now he will laugh and enjoy his day.
Fade
And right now SFT is my amusement park. And Rumpke is that clown that everyone is afraid of, but I cant stop laughing at him. Every clown has his shtick. Rumpke fancies himself the stone cold steve austin of SFT. Problem is Stone Cold was a joke. A pitiful joke at that. How many people in this world can go around drinking alcohol on the job and using curse words and flipping people the bird? No one, no one at all, not even rock stars. Everyone that I knew as a teenager used to be like that, and all those beer drinking curse word flipping off friends of mine are in jailor have passed on. Stone Cold was a joke and a bigger joke that people cheer him on. So Rumpke you are SFT’s version of stone cold. You talk and talk and talk and you hear people cheering you own, except its all in your head. No one is cheering you on, we’re all just laughing at you.
But fret not my loveable loser. People love to laugh, it is what brings us out of depressions and out of bad states in our lives. So you do serve a purpose of that you must know I am sincere. You make me smile on hard days, you make me laugh till I cry on bad days. And for that I thank you. Without you in SFT life would be unbearable.
When I see you make your way to the ring I secretly cheer for you. Who doesnt want that loveable loser in your life to suceed? But its not as funny when the loveable loser is unaware he is the butt of everyones jokes.
Rumpke you are a joke. you’re like that old high school friend who is still wearing that blue jean jacket from the 90s. The guy who still has those Metallica patches on it. Still rocking those ripped jeans from high school, still smelling of cigarrettes and drakar. Still watching WWE on TV and smelling what the rock is cooookkkkkingggggggggggggg!!!!!!!! Its a joke, you are a joke, but I am glad for it.
I figure without you life in SFT would be too boring to work with. You make SFT fun and for that you cannot be thanked enough. I know I know I know, you are probably thinking this guy is one minute telling me I am a joke next minute thanking me, what the heck? It is both, I am putting you down and telling you thank you at the same time. I am just that type of quandry myelf.
I am not the blue jean wearing beer drinking drakar smelling fool. Me? I drink martini’s, my cigarrettes come in a silver box, I smell of Ford Tuscan leather (over 800 dollars a bottle). I wear a three piece suit. I speak eloquently. I carry myself as such. I do not bow down to lesser people or speak in a lesser manner. I am better than everyone and I know it.
Time you knew it too Rumpke.
Cypher goes on about his day at the amusement park enjoying the last days the place will soon close for winter. But for now he will laugh and enjoy his day.
Fade
