Post by Emerson on May 2, 2019 14:59:54 GMT -5
Emerson is seen at home eating popcorn. He is fast fowarding through some SFT promos till he gets to the Princess promo, popcorn literally falls out of his mouth.
“uhm okay, Princess has spoken, how about that? I gotta admit she caught me off guard and its not often that happens. But Princess managed that, and what can I say, I am happy as heck! Princess is the first wrestler in a long time to actually cut a promo that wasnt on a Sunday. I think it was a nice surprise, as you can see I spilled some of my popcorn.”
Emerson puts his popcorn aside as he looks straight at the camera.
So Princess you come from some high pedigree. Well good for you. I know your father somewhat. The “Midnight King” as he was referred to here. Your mother? Her I dont know at all. But my first thought when I saw you and your promo was that you were like some tainted cotton candy. All sweet and fuzzy, rainbows and unicorns and all that but one misstep and you’re stuck in the restroom for 36 hours wishing it was all over. Hahaha
Time has come and gone. I think when you were a lil girl your parents messed you up. First its like you’re a 14 year old, now before we step in the ring please tell me you are not 14, cause if I beat up a 14 year old girl wrestler or not, I dont think I could live with myself. So I hope you are 18 and legal age to take a butt whoopin.
Next thing I gotta ask you, and this may seem strange, but what kind of music do you listen to? I bet its stuff I never listened to. And second did your dad read your bedtime stories when you were a kid and if he did what did he read? Whatever Nirvana was reading you I bet was some really far out scary stuff. What was thanksgiving like there? Jesus christ girl how are you still walking and talking and not in some mental asylum somewhere?
For real I gotta give you props cause I just dont think I could of handled it. I take my kid to school everyday and try to pick him up everyday. I make him his waffles in the morning and a pizza every week if he does well in school. We will watch some Spongebob on TV and the occassional rated PG movie, I try to stick to G rated but I know he’s a little older now. And I try my best to be a good dad to him. He is my world. But I dont know how you grew up. And all I can think is someone somewhere messed you up. And now you’re stuck in a world of bleeding cotton candy and evil unicorns. And girl that is some scary way to grow up.
But I am still glad you cut a promo and I will be happy to face you at Titans.
Goodluck.
Fade to black
“uhm okay, Princess has spoken, how about that? I gotta admit she caught me off guard and its not often that happens. But Princess managed that, and what can I say, I am happy as heck! Princess is the first wrestler in a long time to actually cut a promo that wasnt on a Sunday. I think it was a nice surprise, as you can see I spilled some of my popcorn.”
Emerson puts his popcorn aside as he looks straight at the camera.
So Princess you come from some high pedigree. Well good for you. I know your father somewhat. The “Midnight King” as he was referred to here. Your mother? Her I dont know at all. But my first thought when I saw you and your promo was that you were like some tainted cotton candy. All sweet and fuzzy, rainbows and unicorns and all that but one misstep and you’re stuck in the restroom for 36 hours wishing it was all over. Hahaha
Time has come and gone. I think when you were a lil girl your parents messed you up. First its like you’re a 14 year old, now before we step in the ring please tell me you are not 14, cause if I beat up a 14 year old girl wrestler or not, I dont think I could live with myself. So I hope you are 18 and legal age to take a butt whoopin.
Next thing I gotta ask you, and this may seem strange, but what kind of music do you listen to? I bet its stuff I never listened to. And second did your dad read your bedtime stories when you were a kid and if he did what did he read? Whatever Nirvana was reading you I bet was some really far out scary stuff. What was thanksgiving like there? Jesus christ girl how are you still walking and talking and not in some mental asylum somewhere?
For real I gotta give you props cause I just dont think I could of handled it. I take my kid to school everyday and try to pick him up everyday. I make him his waffles in the morning and a pizza every week if he does well in school. We will watch some Spongebob on TV and the occassional rated PG movie, I try to stick to G rated but I know he’s a little older now. And I try my best to be a good dad to him. He is my world. But I dont know how you grew up. And all I can think is someone somewhere messed you up. And now you’re stuck in a world of bleeding cotton candy and evil unicorns. And girl that is some scary way to grow up.
But I am still glad you cut a promo and I will be happy to face you at Titans.
Goodluck.
Fade to black
